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ONEIROI WEST
CONNECTED CONSCIOUSNESS
"It was all just a dream!"

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The Great and Glorious Everpark of Endless Squirrels, in short often known as the Everpark, is a loose collective consciousness originated from one Maxie and currently based in one Panda. Panda serves as the capitol, but Franklin is the largest and most active city.

Due to the recently introduced policies of Queen Sasha, all knowledge streams from the Everpark have been severely halted under pain of nonexistence. Thus, all following information may be correct, incorrect, or in a superposition of being simultaneously correct and incorrect. Proceed with caution and skepticism.

The Everpark is a solidified consciousness kept stable by the constant entrance and exit of all members of the species Canis lupus familiaris from their respective dream-states, comas, and all similar states of being. Since its inception in the dream-state of Maxie I, only members of the subspecies of Canis lupus familiaris have been allowed entrance. This policy has been maintained throughout the Everpark's history, denying entrance to all Oneiroi including but not limited to: Humans, footstools, 1987 Honda Civics, the nation of Peru, and Al Pacino.

The Everpark's topography is largely that of a series of interconnected dog parks, arranged in a simple grid based pattern. Each individual dog park is a Settlement, and is host to several other Oneiroi unable to form together as a collective. Each Settlement is also dotted with many distractions for their inhabitants, such as fire hydrants, paper boys, dropped foodstuffs, and dog beds. The climate of the Everpark is a binary season system, switching between a mild spring and a humid summer. Days are in a 26 hour span, with 16 hours of daylight to 10 hours of night.

The inhabitant of the Everpark organize themselves into complex society structures based primarily on their breed in realspace. Each of these breed groups resides in a particular Settlement, most often one of the same breed as them. The exception to this is PANDA. Due to PANDA's complicated history and lineage, PANDA has been claimed as neutral territory for Oneiroi of all breeds.

Due to the recently introduced policies of Queen Sasha, all knowledge streams from the Everpark have been severely limited. Thus, all following information may or may not be correct, or may be in a superposition of being simultaneously correct and incorrect. Proceed with caution and skepticism.

The Great and Glorious Everpark of Endless Squirrels, in short often known as the Everpark, is a loose collective consciousness originated from one Maxie and currently based in one Panda. Panda serves as the capitol, but Franklin is the largest and most active city.

Due to the recently introduced policies of Queen Sasha, all knowledge streams from the Everpark have been severely limited. Thus, all following information may or may not be correct, or may be in a superposition of being simultaneously correct and incorrect. Proceed with caution and skepticism.


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The Everpark

Capitol
Panda

Largest City
Franklin

Official Languages
Dog
Mongolian

Ethnic Groups (2014):
24.9% Noncon
32.7% Free Consciousness
0.0% Corporeal
42.4% Transitory

Demonym:
Puppers

Government:
Monarchy;
Queen Sasha

Time Economy:
7 Human Years = 1 Dog Year

Reality:
Fun!

Psychology:
Excited

Privilege Status:
Very

Immigration Status:
Partially Open

Emigration Status:
Open


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The Village of CODY

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CODY is one of the smaller Settlements in the Everpark. Its host is also CODY, who is also one of the more dominant consciousnesses in the amalgamation. CODY serves as the primary Settlement for the Oneiroi of Chihuahuas within the Everpark, and is one of the least hospitable locations for a non-native Oneiroi to enter the Everpark into. For this reason, CODY has always been closed to outsiders, even before Queen Sasha closed immigration to the Everpark entirely.

The Twin Cities of JOEY and MARCUS

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FRANKLIN's Landing

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The Great and Glorious City of PANDA

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An Abridged Summary
Of The Settlements of the Everpark

By Pinto Alces

“The various Settlements formed in the Everpark are distinct from each other in both their cultures and their inhabitants. Noting their differences is key to separating them from each other..”







































































Everpark Enquirer

Humans Sighted in PANDA!?

Witnesses report a sighting of a human Oneiroi within the collective limits of PANDA.

During their nightly walk through the meadows of PANDA, neither Tucker nor Hariko expected to see anything out of the ordinary. Little did they know, they were to be the first inhabitants of the Everyard in several years (dog and human) to see a human mulling about in the streets.
As most of you know, the Good Queen Sasha closed immigration into the Everpark from non-canine consciousnesses several months prior. However, this did not deter the individual, who was reported dressed in a white coat and wearing spectacles. He approached our two frightened witnesses and implored them for directions to the Royal Palace. Security at the Palace has been heightened for the time being.
Investigations are underway to the possibility of other, undetected consciousnesses within any Settlement. Any conciousnesses with information on the matter are encouraged to come forward, as the authorities are offering a reward of belly rubs for accurate leads.



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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


Decided to start off the day with a walk! Loving the sun!
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


Decided to visit the Palace while I was out. Just as lovely as people say!
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


Ugh, this line is so hecking long. Just let me cut already!🐶🐶🐶
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


So it turns out there's a warrant out for possible humans around. Is it bad that i kinda wanna see one?😬😬
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


I think I just saw a human… not mine, but I still got spooked.
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


heck there's a human inside the palace
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


they just sounded the alarm and are locking everything down
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


nobody can find queen sasha
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


hes just walking through the golden court
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


omg queen sasha is on her throne
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


why isnt she running!!!
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


where are the gaurds
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Tucker!            @coolerncuter


omg he just petted her
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The Weekly Exposè

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by Richard Wett

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