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A preserved specimen created by SCP-XXXX.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to focus its media resources into steering public discussion away from the topic of 'gamergate'. An AIC ("SAURON") has been assigned to monitor hospital databases for any documentation matching SCP-XXXX. Subjects found to have experienced SCP-XXXX are to be amnesticized and any instances found are to be collected and brought into Site-81's biological wing.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to the sudden manifestation of female worker ants capable of sexual reproduction1 in the human urethra. Manifestation of SCP-XXXX requires an adult human male to fulfill the following criteria:

  • subject must use Twitter, Facebook, or any other similar social media website
  • subject must use the hashtag 'gamergate'
  • subject must lack a sexual/romantic partner
  • subject must engage in masturbation to climax.

If all the aforementioned conditions are met, SCP-XXXX will manifest in the subject's urethra, replacing any produced semen or other fluids. Despite being solid, specimens created from SCP-XXXX will behave as liquid until it has left the urethra, after which the manifested instances will become sentient and begin movement. All instances of SCP-XXXX have been found to be fertilized by the subject's DNA, rather than a paired member of its species. This has not been found to affect hatched specimens in testing.

Addendum XXXX.01: On August 15th, 2015, a Foundation webcrawler found an abandoned Gamers Against Weed chatroom and downloaded several hours of conversation logs before being detected. Following is a log believed to be relevant to SCP-XXXX.

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