The Chuck Jones Room
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Neutralized (Formerly Safe)

Special Containment Procedures: The Jones estate has been purchased by a Foundation front company, and a 4 meter privacy fence has been installed. SCP-XXXX researchers are housed within the property under cover story C5-A, "mourning relatives".

Description: SCP-XXXX is the late cartoonist Chuck Jones' private study, located within his Newport Beach, CA estate. The room is inaccessible and entry is prevented through various means (see below), including variances in local reality, the manifestation of additional humanoid entities, or the appearance of dangerous objects and substances. Anomalous activity ceases when the door to SCP-XXXX is shut.

Addendum XXXX.01 Notable Breach Attempts

Attempt #: 1
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX and attempts to enter. Researcher Rex steps on a rake, forcing the pole of the object to swing at his face and causing him to stumble backward. The door to SCP-XXXX shuts immediately afterward.

Attempt #: 5
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX. There are no immediately observable obstacles or obstructions, and Rex is ordered to enter. Rex is unable to enter, as the entry to the room has been replaced with a painted facsimile of the room over a brick wall.

Attempt #: 18
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX, revealing a nude woman bathing. The woman shrieks in alarm and strikes Rex before shutting the door.

Attempt #: 26
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX and is immediately swept away by a line of Can-can dancers, which demanifest upon entering the hallway. The last dancer shuts the door behind it prior to demanifestation.

Attempt #: 46
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX and attempts to enter. Immediately upon passing the threshold, a 50 kg anvil was dropped on his head and the door shuts behind him. Researcher Rex was recovered from the home's basement five minutes later having suffered no major injuries.

Attempt #: 66
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX to reveal a series of continuously smaller doors. 32 doors are opened until the experiment is canceled. The doors to SCP-XXXX shut immediately afterward.

Attempt #: 75
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX to reveal a tall human male dressed in a trenchcoat and fedora. The subject points a revolver at Researcher Rex and says "Get outta here, see? Scram! Scram, see?" in a Chicago accent before shutting the door.

Attempt #: 82
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX to reveal the room had been filled with various lit explosives. Researcher Rex shuts the door immediately. Smoke was observed to emerge from underneath the door after a loud explosion is heard. Blast damage was not observed in the room on the following attempt.

Attempt #: 96
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX to reveal a subject identical to himself. Each appeared to mimic the movement of the other, therefore preventing entry into SCP-XXXX. After two minutes of mimicking one another, the duplicate within the room abruptly kisses Researcher Rex and shuts the door.

Attempt #: 101
Result: Researcher Rex opens the door to SCP-XXXX to reveal shut red curtains. After five seconds, the head of a porcine-humanoid hybrid emerges from between the curtains and says "th-th-th-that's all folks!" before shutting the door.

Following this attempt, the door to SCP-XXXX could be opened without further anomalous activity. SCP-XXXX was reclassified as Neutralized after a one-week observation period.

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