White Elephants For Black Queens

Black Queen Magnolia, as requested

Black Queen Serith… here

black queen jodie \o/

Black Queen Zzyfresh


Baseline

A white elephant gift exchange is an activity where individuals familiar with each other exchange gifts anonymously. yeah! you all sit around in a circle and then when its your turn you take a gift and then you open it and then you hear who gave it to you! :D :D Except we don't really have like a circle, or any kind of physical space. A metaphysical link and inter-dimensional transportation will suffice.

Prerequisites

all you need is friends and family! And like, a present, right Serith? I know, I'm sorry… and i said all you need are people! :P

Utility

This is a bonding exercise and form of holiday celebration. It is meant as entertainment, as was its sister gift exchange format: secret santa.

Vulnerability

It only works if everyone brings a gift I said I was sorry! I've been busy with— Just stop. It's whatever now.

Instance A-7899

Alright, well I'll go first. How about… the kind of amorphous one. I believe that is my gift. I am chrono-projecting it to you immediately Is this… wait have you told me about this mineral before? Like that— that Topaz-Sapphire mix? It is a sample taken from the Hard Water River, which is highly sought after in my iteration of the universe. I was required to endeavor through the 500 Years War between the Yung Fe and Dollodite factions over religious sanctity of the rock flow. W-won't they be mad that you took some? I believe the sample sufficiently small that they will not notice its absence. Thank you so much Magnolia!

Instance X-0238

serith serith serith, you should go next! Ummm, are you sure? of course! go on, take a present! Ok. I'll have the small rectangular one then. that one's mine! ^_^ I think I see it in my plane now. I'll uh, I'll unwrap it. i hope you like it :D An Animal Crossing cartridge? … do you not like it? C'mon Serith, at least be thankful you even got something. No no! I'm really excited. I always wanted to try this… I just like, didn't realize they even had Nintendo Switches over there. I believe the vest majority of Black Queens own an analogous entertainment device. Wait, do you even play video games Magnolia? Jodie has persuaded me that we should use it to connect and bond outside of official business. :D Well… thanks Jodie. I'll make sure I visit your island sometime. i'll see you there! \o/

Instance H-5401

i'll go next! i'm so excited :D :D :D There's only one present left, and it's the one from me. So I'll send it your way. Although it might be… a little weird to unwrap. … woah. everything is so colorful O_O I'm not great with gifts. My S.O. suggested just straight up weed but I didn't think you were the types to take a hit. I have partaken in medicinal halucinogens, however I do not ingest them with any regularity. You know, I thought maybe of all of us, Serith would have the naughty side… never thought you'd be the adventurous one. Hey! I can have an adventurous side… if I want… i can hear music. i think there's a ukelele (i love ukeleles). is this your favorite music and colors from when you get high? :O Not quite. It's just like… good vibes in a package. You know. Something you can just, melt into. i feel very melty, so mission accomplished! \o/ I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Instance B-6023

I see it is now my turn. Well, it would be if we had a fourth present… How many times do I have to apologize? I've been dealing with so much bullshit down here. The whole plane of existence was on the edge of collapse until a few days ago. I know I know. But we all have a lot on our plates. I had to stop a pack of nightmare syndicates from rampaging through civilization. Magnolia already told you about her warring clans and… well I'm certain Jodie's dealing with something. But we all found time to put together something for this. I know… it just… it slipped through the cracks. It can't be that hard! YOU TWO STOP BICKERING ON CHRISTMAS

… sorry Jodie. Yeah… we'll stop it's actually totally a-ok that serith didn't bring a gift, because i brought two! It's another Animal Crossing Cartridge yeah! i know zzyfresh already has it. now we can all see each other whenever we want! you know, since we uh… we rarely get together all that much in the first place :> Yeah. Yeah you make a good point. Sorry Serith for… being an ass. It's ok… just promise me you'll come see my island. Deal.

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