SCP-3749
Item #: SCP-3749
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3749 is kept in Site-292's warehouse and is to remain unpowered outside of testing.
Potential use of SCP-3749 for posthumous interrogations and investigations is under consideration.
Description: SCP-3749 is an industrial woodchipper.
When material is inserted into SCP-3749, SCP-3749 will eject a large number of cassette tapes, instead of the shredded material. The tapes ejected are usually equal in mass to the inserted objects. No trace of the original material is found; isotopic tests rule out the conversion of inserted objects into tapes.
These tapes contain scattered audio recordings, usually from the hypothetical "point of view" of the object(s) inserted. Due to the low capacity and large quantity of tapes, sequencing them is tedious and difficult.
Partial SCP-3749 Test Log:| Test # | Item(s) | Audio Contents |
|---|---|---|
| 01 | Oak branches. | Mostly ambient nature sounds, interspersed seldomly with indistinct conversation. One tape consists solely of an auditory cognitohazard that causes listeners to hallucinate a pine tree for approximately 15 minutes. |
| 03 | Pieces of Researcher Nogales' totaled car. | Sounds of heavy machinery, traffic and engine noises, snippets of Nogales' voice, and a 20-minute, irregular series of honks. Decoding of the series of honks is in progress. |
| 06 | A broken cafeteria table from Site-292. | Forest sounds, factory sounds, laughter, and distinct conversations between known Site-292 personnel. One voice is indistinct, and does not match any personnel. |
| 08 | A tape from a prior test. | N/A; tape was shredded as expected for a nonanomalous woodchipper. |
| 13 | D-10982's recently deceased corpse.1 | A single tape, containing approximately 3 hours of sobbing (matching D-10982's voice) and a single message repeated sporadically. |