waterisntwet

Postcard sent by anartist PoI-XXXX.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: I/O CAMUS monitors social media networks for SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2, and SCP-XXXX-3.

Description: SCP-XXXX designates a series of cognitohazardous agents produced by anartist Jean Philippe (hereby PoI-XXXX), which were spread via 4chan, reddit, and instagram,

• SCP-XXXX-1 is the semantic, linguistic, and scientific argument behind whether or not water can truly be wet in and of itself.
  • semantic arguments: pertaining to what surfaces or liquids can be considered wet in comparison or contrast to water itself. It focuses on the experience of what happens when an object comes in contact with water.
  • linguistic arguments: pertaining to the usage of adjectives in English when ascribing what is or isn't wet.
  • scientific arguments: pertaining to explanations on a molecular groundwork such as the strong tetrahedral hydrogen bonds between hydrogen and oxygen composing a singular water molecule suggests .
• SCP-XXXX-2 is the transmission vector that SCP-XXXX-1 is viewed on: pngs, postcards, prints, graffiti, blood, and forum posts. Over 5,412 physical and digital copies of SCP-XXXX-2 have been flagged and quarantined.
• SCP-XXXX-3