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Threat Level: Orange

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained within a standard humanoid containment cell in the Auxiliary Containment Facility of Site-56. SCP-XXXX is permitted to roam nonessential areas of the site between the hours of 18:00 and 6:00 while under direct supervision. Additionally, SCP-XXXX has been implanted with a subdermal tracker as an auxiliary measure.

SCP-XXXX has been employed as a maintenance technician with a clearance of 0/XXXX. As per the Kutta-Fehlberg labor directive, SCP-XXXX is paid in Foundation scrip, which it may exchange for amenities and entertainment material approved by its Project Director. SCP-XXXX is to undergo physical therapy twice a week.

SCP-XXXX-1 through -7 are contained within a series of individual electric coolers in Facility A of Site-56. Once per day, 330 ml of 12-proof beer is to be distributed among each cooler; distribution is dependent on the activity levels of each instance.

SCP-XXXX-7's cooler is to be soundproofed.

Description: SCP-XXXX is Cory Chambers, a 20-year-old European-American male approximately 160 cm tall and 54 kg in weight. Following a series of traumatic injuries, SCP-XXXX suffers from frequent migraines and coordination issues. SCP-XXXX itself is nonanomalous.

SCP-XXXX-1 through -7 is the collective designation for entities created from the corpse of Manuel Chambers, a youth pastor formerly employed by the Seven Seas and Soil Church1. Instances are animate and hostile.

Instances are as follows:

  • SCP-XXXX-1 consists of the torso and waist. Prior to recovery, SCP-XXXX-1 bore three gunshot wounds to its ventral torso (consistent with an .22 LR handgun)2. It moves via rapid expansion and contraction of its ribcage, although its esophagus may be used as a flagellum.
  • SCP-XXXX-2 consists entirely of Mr. Chambers's reproductive system. The shaft of SCP-XXXX-2 is grossly engorged, and lined with hooks and suckers anatomically identical to those of Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni3.
  • SCP-XXXX-3 consists of Mr. Chambers's legs. SCP-XXXX-3 moves through peristalsis.
  • SCP-XXXX-4 is a partially-transparent mass of congealed blood and an unidentified corrosive substance. Mr. Chamber's heart and lungs are suspended within SCP-XXXX-4.
  • SCP-XXXX-5 is comprised of Mr. Chamber's intestines, along with various soft organs, bones, and muscles. No baseline morphology has been established.
  • SCP-XXXX-6 consists of Mr. Chamber's arms, spine, brain, eyes, and teeth4. Neuroimaging has returned largely inconclusive results.
  • SCP-XXXX-7 is the head of Mr. Chambers. It is supported by seven limbs resembling those of Macrocheira kaempferi5. Despite lacking teeth, lungs, or a tongue, SCP-XXXX-7 is capable of vocalizations.

These instances are resistant to physical trauma, and capable of reconstructing themselves if sufficiently damaged. Although they have been observed eating, they do not require sustenance. Exposure to freezing temperatures induces torpor in all seven instances (as does the consumption of alcohol).

In absence of external stimuli, all instances will travel toward SCP-XXXX. It has not been determined what would happen if they reach him.

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