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Item #: SCP-XXXX Level 2/XXXX
Object Class: Safe (Formerly Euclid) Classified


Partial capture of SCP-XXXX-1 on [DATE LOST].

Special Containment Procedures: As per the Homme-Dark Agreement, SCP-XXXX-1 is to stay up indefinitely. Containment is focused on preventing edits that may compromise SCP-XXXX's current immobility.

SCP-XXXX is to be monitored at all times. In the event that SCP-XXXX manages to escape its restraints, On-site Task Force Alef-9 ("Just Fuck My Shit Up") is to immediately move in to recontain it.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a modified instance of DV-BIO Type Ɵ1, formerly the corpse of Charles II of Spain. SCP-XXXX is located in a subbasement of the Real Sitio de San Lorenzo El Escorial in Madrid, Spain, restrained by several seals of thaumaturgical significance. As such, SCP-XXXX is incapable of doing anything beyond vocalizing displeasure at its situation.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a website hosted at mcdtps://████████.███, consisting entirely of a welcome page and a portrait of Charles II. Visitors to SCP-XXXX-1 are able to modify the portrait through a series of editing tools, most of which are meant to be humorous in nature.

A transcript of the welcome message has been recreated below.

Welcome to my little slice of the internet!

Anyways yeah if the janitors are reading I basically just did this because I thought it'd be funny. Hopefully that saves you an expository interview or something. Sic Semper Cannabis, Viva Catalonia, No Kings No Masters, the usual.

Have fun fucking Charles II's shit up!

~burningwoman1988, with a little help from Madam Brinegash

Modifications to SCP-XXXX-1 result in changes to SCP-XXXX's physiology. While portions of SCP-XXXX-1's portrait appear to correspond with portions of SCP-XXXX's body, the radical physiological difference between DV-BIO Type Ɵ and Homo sapiens sapiens make the results of such changes unpredictable.

The initial examination of the room in which SCP-XXXX is contained revealed several inscriptions, tools, and occult paraphernalia associated with the Children of the Scarlet King. Analysis suggests that SCP-XXXX had been dormant prior to 26/09/20262 and had been intended to awaken on 07/07/2027. SCP-XXXX's sealants appear to have been added shortly before SCP-XXXX-1's launch.


Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Safiyya Mallouk

Foreward: Interview translated from Castilian Spanish.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Mallouk: Good morning, SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: A rather impudent moniker for a king, is it not? I expect better from an inferior such as yourself.

Dr. Mallouk: Alright, then. Good morning, Charles II.


Dr. Mallouk: Work with me here.
[Repeat as necessary]

<End Log>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

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