Infinite Ants (Maybe)

Judy's Choco-Wonder Explosion Marshmallow Bites!™


A Marketing Proposal By: Judy Papill
Related Department(s): Sweets & Consumables Department


The Important Stuff!

Pitch

The market for breakfast cereals for children has been dominated by very sugary and unhealthy products for quite some time. This leads to obesity, diabetes, and other health issues for children as they mature into adults. But what if I told you we could offer a powerful dietary supplement in the form of cereal, with a taste to rival the traditional breakfast cereals, all while promoting the benefits of a healthy lifestyle? Using the power of lactomancy, neurogastronomy, and the latest technologies, the Sweets & Consumables Department has created a Wondertastic product to sweep the competition!

Details

The cereal flakes are made of rice puffs, specially made from Wonder World™-grown rice. This rice is very high in nutrients, a quality that is only amplified during the enrichment and baking process. Our neurogastronomy experts have devised a way to fit Omega-3, Vitam-B, Vitamin-C, and various other important nutrients while eliminating the fishy, meaty, and citrusy taste associated with each of them. This is due to the marshmallow and chocolate flavors of the cereal being not only implemented traditionally but also via a mild cognition-affecting pattern on the box. In other words, it tastes exactly as it looks!

And while on the topic of marshmallows, they sing and dance! Only after being activated by milk, of course. We have recorded a few songs for them to sing in cooperation with the Department of Mistereering. All of the songs are about a minute long, and each promotes different aspects of healthy living such as proper diet, exercise, and oral health. And what better way to cross-promote than to shape them in the form of the Little Misters?

Concerns

Other Notes!


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Project Status


NOTICE: EXECUTIVE USE ONLY
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I look forward to this!
- Dr. Wondertainment


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Sorry this one didn't cut it, but I look forward to your next proposal!
- Dr. Wondertainment

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