I'm haunted and the blink of my tumor keeps alerting passersby

Artistic interpretation of SCP-XXXX.

Item-#: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: POI-XXXX is contained in a standard humanoid cell. Aetheric neuroinhibitors, programmed with subroutine Counter-Kuchiyose, are on standby to influence SCP-XXXX's temperament towards POI-XXXX. Foundation web crawlers are to monitor and censor unsanctioned resurrection services.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an apparition that inhabits an amorphous tumor, designated as SCP-XXXX-△, which is situated in the prostate of POI-XXXX (Matoki Negishi). Outside of SCP-XXXX-△, SCP-XXXX cannot physically manipulate any part of POI-XXXX's body. SCP-XXXX's manifestation is the result of a failed resurrection ritual, which POI-XXXX had solicited from commercial Itako¹ for the purposes of developing social skills and general self-improvement.

SCP-XXXX-△'s physiological components are capable of exhibiting a wide-range of ectoentropic characteristics:

Purpose : to tutor or intimidate.
Component & Outcome: Autotrophic self-replicating cellular system allows for SCP-XXXX-△ to take on variable shapes and sizes. SCP-XXXX-△ has mimicked torsi, heads, and arms when it is upset at POI-XXXX (see Interview). This causes significant pain in POI-XXXX.
Purpose : to vocalize
Component & Outcome: Kidney-shaped organ capable of latent telepathy. It acts as a transmission vector to induce a "voice" onto the desired target's consciousness.
Purpose : to gain public attention.
Component & Outcome: Bioluminescent glands inside of SCP-XXXX-△ exert >800 lumens.2
Purpose : to reward.
Component & Outcome: Storage of blood contained in SCP-XXXX-△. The blood contains trace amounts of SSRI (selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors) antidepressants. It is circulated throughout the body and alleviates POI-XXXX of pain.

SCP-XXXX is an exhibitionist — such that it attempts to coerce POI-XXXX into deliberate acts of indecent exposure between the hours of 2100 to 0400. POI-XXXX is a self-described "NEET"³ and hikikomori.⁴

Advertisements: E-commerce analysts had detected that the advertisements POI-XXXX viewed preferentially catered to, or were often viewed by, individuals seeking employment. The following are samples selected and translated by linguist fluent in Kanji and English.

► Craigslist ad

Emails censored. Entities unknown.

► Excerpt of Geebo ad

MONEY CAN'T BUY: FUTURE.
MONEY CAN'T BUY: WORTH.
MONEY CAN BUY: PAST.

EXPLORE OPTIONS. JUST LIKE VR.

land_of_ancestors

belongs to us

immortal

GOING RATE: KIDNEY, PANCREAS, BRAIN, SPINE, PENIS, or LUNG.

Surveillance Footage: IntSCPFN algorithms detected suspicious behaviors exhibited by POI-XXXX and flagged it as "potentially possessed". Below is a compilation of visual media related to POI-XXXX.

► Show video logs.

RECORDED BY: Security camera & cellphone (latter half).
DATE: 2012/03/02
ACTIVITY: At 2130, POI-XXXX left its apartment wearing only a brown trenchcoat. Upon finding a drunk salaryman near an alleyway, POI-XXXX paused and began turning around before grimacing and clutching his abdomen. POI-XXXX subsequently bent over, pulled up its knee-length undercover, and exposed an engorged SCP-XXXX-△ exerting 600 lumens. Afterward, POI-XXXX hopped and limped back away from the alleyway with an abnormal gait.

RECORDED BY: Security camera.
DATE: 2012/03/02
ACTIVITY: At 0320, POI-XXXX was in store cashier's aisle at a 24/7 convenience store. Several minutes had gone by with the cashier prompting POI-XXXX who was fidgeting anxiously. Suddenly, POI-XXXX gaped its mouth open as SCP-XXXX-△ (in the form of a vestigial arm) outstretched from its pants and produced its credit card. The cashier shrugged, commenting on "elaborate pranks", and accepted POI-XXXX's purchase of twenty ramen noodles. POI-XXXX stated "thank you" and fled with his grocery bags; SCP-XXXX-△ deflated and POI-XXXX collapsed onto the floor, drooling.

Acquisition: On 2012/07/12, camera footage of POI-XXXX surfaced on Japanese media sharing websites, which depicted potential anomalous activity. The footage exhibited a brick-red apartment complex at night with POI-XXXX, who was half-naked and hysterical at the time, grasping at the exterior window sill of its 6th-floor room. SCP-XXXX began "blinking" (~1200 lumens) through POI-XXXX's briefs; a gathering of amused witnesses assembled nearby.

Under the guise of firemen, field agents were deployed to the scene. They placed a life net below POI-XXXX, retrieving it safely upon its fall; witnesses were told the event was a publicity stunt for an upcoming show.

Interview: Interrogation performed by Agent Imazaki and transcribed to English below.

► Show interview transcript.

«START LOG»

TRUNCATED TO CRITICAL INFORMATION.

[ POI-XXXX pushes its seat outward, flipping into a handstand. ]

[ POI-XXXX "sits down" on its head, neck slightly cracking. Buttocks faces Imazaki. SCP-XXXX-△ expands: it bursts from POI-XXXX's pants until it superficially resembles the shape of a humanoid. ]

Imazaki: Holy crap.

SCP-XXXX: Fraid my heir is too cowardly to talk. What with the recent suicide. I shall be answering all questions on behalf of him. [ presents left foot outward ]

Imazaki: [ awkwardly shakes the foot with right hand ] I-uh, yes thank you. Wait, are you controlling his feet?

SCP-XXXX: In a manner of speaking, no and yes. No, not physically. But yes, as pain is a great teacher's tool.

Imazaki: How did you become like this?

SCP-XXXX: The trickster hags. Spiritual mediums, they called themselves. They did this to me. Promising I could be "sent" into the future, so long as there is need of me. They claimed to be learned in the ways of immortality, or wait, was it that they were the practitioners of the ways of immortality? I regret not questioning them more on the how of it.

Imazaki: The exact entry process is a tad bit confusing. More used to… conventional phantasms, hauntings, and blood sacrifices, you know?

SCP-XXXX: No, and I'd prefer not knowing that barbarity.

Imazaki: Well. What's keeping you here then?

SCP-XXXX: One-half of apotheosis is the ritual. The other half is the original binding. The mediums only held me, like a firefly in a jar. The jar being our shared bloodline. Frankly, I wish he never sought me out.

[ POI-XXXX groans. ]

SCP-XXXX: He is as foolish as a raccoon dog and as slow as a snap turtle. And he botched the ritual part! Now, I live in his prostate.

[ POI-XXXX grimaces, attempting to adjust his neck. ]

POI-XXXX: Yubari King Melons cost 24429 yen.

SCP-XXXX: Absolutely. But no one told you you could just use regular watermelon seeds for the Penance Spitting ritual. Now I'm trapped here!

Imazaki: And the exhibitionism?

SCP-XXXX: Right, that. When I found this cowardly curr, he was busy disgracing himself over what he said were "visual novels". With my meager control over his frame, I forced him to confront his fears.

Imazaki: I assume you mean his illness regarding the outs—

SCP-XXXX: IT IS NOT AN ILLNESS. It is petty laziness. Being opulent is not a disease; its a lack of mental fortitude against nature and turmoil. He has never had to suffer. He has never had to experience loss. He has never had to pray to Buddha for rainfall on dry seasons.

Imazaki: Then why help him at all?

SCP-XXXX: Only when my tether to the mortal realm is severed completely, may I leave. Fully. Hopefully. I will keep doing this even if it kills him.

«END LOG»

crit & citations

Shirime
Ad-1
Not Noodles, Ihp does not match any existing user name, SomeoneDumb & MrMeenor.

SpaGr and line-by-line readthrough with UraniumEmpire.

Footnotes

1. A loose association of blind or semi-blind spiritual mediums localized solely in Japan.

2. Are the result of using crushed fireflies as an improper ingredient during the "Springs of Winter" step of the ritual.

3. Not in education, employment, or training.

4. Individuals who are considered social recluses and confine themselves to their homes.