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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard object storage locker in Site-34. Under no circumstances are any image files received on SCP-XXXX to be opened. Any interaction with SCP-XXXX requires prior approval from personnel with at least Level 4 clearance.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a cellular smartphone, brand [placeholder]. Despite having no inserted SIM card, SCP-XXXX is still able to receive phone calls, text messages, and image files from an unknown entity, designated SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a unknown entity with a masculine voice, and identifies itself as "Xavier Lombardi". SCP-XXXX-1 claims to be a salesman and connoisseur of high-quality memetic kill agents, which it refers to as "Nrg'althi art prints." SCP-XXXX-1 can only be contacted through SCP-XXXX, due to the fact that all calls and messages from SCP-XXXX-1 come from a randomized 23 digit integer.
When in contact with Foundation personnel, SCP-XXXX-1 maintains that it is speaking to representative
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