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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX is an Apple iPad tablet. Both the back and front facing cameras have been obviously tampered with and modified. The majority of its interface has been replaced with anomalous code script, altering or removing all of it's factory default functions.

When a photo of any one individual is taken with SCP-XXXX, the picture will become animate. Within 30 seconds, the image of the photographed will become sapient, displaying awareness of its surroundings, now formally designated as SCP-XXXX-A. The current SCP-XXXX-A is an image of PoI-0981 "Renner Gleenback", the device's creator.

It is possible to interact with SCP-XXXX-A via speaking into the built-in microphone and using the touch screen. However, the current iteration of SCP-XXXX-A exhibits significant distress whenever contact is made with the screen.

Discovery: On April 9th, 20██, Foundation webcrawlers monitoring online correspondence between members of amateur entrepreneurial group "Accelerate The Future" flagged the following e-mail:

From: <mperry@atf.net>
To: <spearmint@atf.net>
Subject: You're done
Date: April 9th, 20██

Yeah, I'm not kidding. Subject says it all. If you thought you could avoid this by staying out of chat, you were wrong.

Let me spell it out for you. We were all pretty down with the "self-therapy" bot thing you've been working on. Really. It was a good idea. And then you had to go and do something fucked up with it. It would have been different if you were just being horny on main or whatever, but you had to go and traumatize the thing.

You haven't been around long enough to know it, but we've done enough of this by now to know when something is about to go south. So I'm putting an end to this before it gets crazy. Nothing against you, but we can't put this on the market if there are more people doing the things you are doing out there.

Get some real fucking help.

Network tracing of the two emails revealed the location of "spearmint"1 to be within St. Louis, Missouri, and Foundation agents were dispatched to detain them and retrieve the object. The user "MPerry" has still not been found.

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