The moon is filled with hot dog meat. The meat is a mixture of normal meat and human DNA, namely that of Dick Portillo. AW SHIT LETS DO THIS. (Its spreading through the moon btw.)
Item #: SCP-HOTDOG
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Primary containment efforts should be focused on preventing media dissemination of SCP-HOTDOG. Pictures or other such documents of SCP-HOTDOG received by space agencies should be edited to exclude SCP-HOTDOG.
Research into how to slow down or eliminate the spread of SCP-HOTDOG is currently underway.
Description: SCP-HOTDOG refers to mass of anomalous material found approximately 30 km under the moon's crust. SCP-HOTDOG increases in density the further down it is found, with 100% density occurring at about 1000 km below the surface.
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