CODENAME: FACE THE MUSIC
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Item №: SCP-001
Object Class: Apollyanna



Standard Censorship Protocols


Any tools used to summon SCP-001; any recordings of an SCP-001 manifestation; any finger-snapping, toe-tapping, sniveling degenerate with a tune on her lips or a song in his heart:

Find them and cast them into the hole.

Description

SCP-001 is an auditory phenomenon wherein sounds are produced and organized for the purpose of artistic self-expression. It is the execrable epitome of all things debauched and debased. Order and reason collapse in its wake. It is a force of pure chaos and must be eliminated at any cost.

Human subjects exposed to SCP-001 are susceptible to heightened states of merriment, sentiment, and in some cases, libidinous inclination. Instances of SCP-001 are designed to embed themselves in the human psyche, leading the exposed subject to vocally reproduce the instance to infect those around them.

The following is a truncated list of the most virulent and deleterious SCP-001 instances threatening our society:

Serial Street Name Effect
UR03532 "Happy Birthday" Subjects congregate in mobs to surround and infect a victim on the anniversary of their birth. During manifestations of SCP-001-UR03532, subjects will often perform a ritualistic kindling of baked goods.
KY82271 "Cha Cha Slide" Subjects are compelled to engage in a repeated set of simplistic movements interspersed with a self-harming ritual which requires them to rapidly strike themselves on their hands.
ST71021 "Kumbaya" Subjects orient themselves in a circular formation by entwining digits with one another. The words used to perform SCP-001-ST71021 act as a summoning incantation, entreating occult forces to invade our plane of existence.
LP73723 "Imagine" Memetic hazard embedded in instance causes subjects to become distracted from productive activity by quaint notions of hope.
HH44854 "O My Darling Clementine" Subjects recount the horrific drowning of an innocent young woman, but do not exhibit any visible signs of distress.
GH12906 "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" Subjects revel in their willful ignorance of basic astronomy.
XB49388 "Careless Whisper" Wielding a large brass apparatus of suggestive design, the subject initiating the manifestation uses their mouth to [DEPRAVITY REDACTED]

Lyrics:

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