Item №: SCP-001
Object Class: Apollyanna
Standard Censorship Protocols
Any tools used to summon SCP-001; any recordings of an SCP-001 manifestation; any finger-snapping, toe-tapping, sniveling degenerate with a tune on her lips or a song in his heart:
Find them and cast them into the hole.
Description
SCP-001 is an auditory phenomenon wherein sounds are produced and organized for the purpose of artistic self-expression. It is the execrable epitome of all things debauched and debased. Order and reason collapse in its wake. It is a force of pure chaos and must be eliminated at any cost.
Human subjects exposed to SCP-001 are susceptible to heightened states of merriment, sentiment, and in some cases, libidinous inclination. Instances of SCP-001 are designed to embed themselves in the human psyche, leading the exposed subject to vocally reproduce the instance to infect those around them.
The following is a truncated list of the most virulent and deleterious SCP-001 instances threatening our society:
Serial | Street Name | Effect |
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UR03532 | "Happy Birthday" | Subjects congregate in mobs to surround and infect a victim on the anniversary of their birth. During manifestations of SCP-001-UR03532, subjects will often perform a ritualistic kindling of baked goods. |
KY82271 | "Cha Cha Slide" | Subjects are compelled to engage in a repeated set of simplistic movements interspersed with a self-harming ritual which requires them to rapidly strike themselves on their hands. |
ST71021 | "Kumbaya" | Subjects orient themselves in a circular formation by entwining digits with one another. The words used to perform SCP-001-ST71021 act as a summoning incantation, entreating occult forces to invade our plane of existence. |
LP73723 | "Imagine" | Memetic hazard embedded in instance causes subjects to become distracted from productive activity by quaint notions of hope. |
HH44854 | "O My Darling Clementine" | Subjects recount the horrific drowning of an innocent young woman, but do not exhibit any visible signs of distress. |
GH12906 | "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" | Subjects revel in their willful ignorance of basic astronomy. |
XB49388 | "Careless Whisper" | Wielding a large brass apparatus of suggestive design, the subject initiating the manifestation uses their mouth to [DEPRAVITY REDACTED] |
Lyrics: