Item #: SCP-9999
Object Class: [ERROR: DATA LOAD EXCEPTION.]
Explained.
Special Containment Procedures: [ERROR: DATA OVERWRITTEN/CORRUPTED]
N/A. SCP-9999-EX is understood.
Special Containment Procedures (Archived): [DATA EXPUNGED]
How many times do I have to remind you that what you're doing is wrong?
SCP-9999
Description: SCP-9999-EX is believed to be an eigenweapon located within an undiscovered region of Foundation databases. Its structure is ellipsoidal in nature, constructed from the hands of Dr. Hermann Keter and layered in an external shielding of thirty-six individuals, stapled together in the top corner. Upon contact to visible light from the sun, SCP-9999-EX unfolds "wing" appendages of blooming flowers, noted to extend beyond consensus reality itself. Mobility is achieved through the usage of these and spasms to the universal process of death.
Sapience is undetermined — Agent Mary Nakayama has failed to interrogate the entity properly. The Unusual Incidents Unit has been alerted and is planning a direct intrusion into the auditorium's cranial
WARNING
RAISA monitors have reported breaches across all INTSCPFN anomaly registries and containment documents. All clearance barriers for memetic, antimemetic, metaphysical, existential, O5, ████████████, and Vertex/Sky anomalies have been lost, with unknown amounts of hazardous data now accessible.
Emergency Code 7 is active. For the indefinite time being, all Foundation databases are deemed compromised.
You may want to heed that, you know. It sounds awfully unwise to carry through with this when you're poised to shatter all the bedrock we bled ourselves dry to build.
The mass injection of security infohazards has been initiated. Personnel must sign off immediately and await further instruction through non-digital media.
WARNING
Based on patterns of modifications to database files and related corruptions to revision data, SCP-9999-EX is believed to be expanding at a rate proportional to the increase in anomaly containment by the Foundation. This has additionally increased its capacity to move between [DATA EXPUNGED]
Cut it out.