ARD/Nico WWS/Pentagram

<•ARD> unclenicolini: are you there
2:47 PM I have a pitch for a Wilson’s article
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2:56 PM <unclenicolini> ARD: hit me
2:57 PM <•ARD> unclenicolini: basically the pentagram pressures Wilson’s to help them train anomalous animals for warfare
2:57 PM <•Conwell> Pfffff
2:58 PM <•ARD> I’m still contemplating everything that would follow
2:58 PM <unclenicolini> Ive got an idea for it
2:58 PM <•Conwell> "Hey, hey, hey! If anyone is going to get these scrubs to train attack bears that can phase through walls, its us!" ~ Site-64.
2:58 PM <•ARD> Perhaps internal debates from Wilson’s on the morality of complying with the government versus keeping their animals safe
2:58 PM As well as whether or not they should turn to the Foundation for help
2:58 PM <unclenicolini> In my headcanon, tim is a 'Nam draft dodger so he's very on edge about the government being around
2:59 PM So he just wants them out of his hair
2:59 PM <•ARD> Oh that might be interesting
2:59 PM <unclenicolini> But literally everyone else is like "no wtf"
2:59 PM <•ARD> Perhaps the pentagram offers to pardon Tim unless draft dodgers were already pardoned — I think they might have been
2:59 PM <unclenicolini> They were, but its still something on your record.
3:00 PM I think it prevents you from getting certain benefits
3:00 PM Also, the last time the US Government was in Boring, one of his employees died
3:01 PM <•ARD> Oh?
3:01 PM <unclenicolini> So hes probably not happy to see the god damn army rolling into town
3:01 PM .s ursus
3:01 PM <•jarvis> unclenicolini: Page not found.
3:01 PM <unclenicolini> .s 008-021
3:01 PM <•jarvis> unclenicolini: UIU File: 2008-021 (written 18 days ago by Uncle Nicolini; rating: +23) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/uiu-file-2008-21
3:01 PM <•Jekeled> CaptainGREKirby, i've been considering reformulating humes in terms of a scalar field…
3:02 PM <unclenicolini> Tldr, an anti-thermal polar bear they were struggling to contain escaped and because the Boring Agreement wasnt a thing yet the Foundation didnt show up
3:03 PM <•ARD> Ah
3:03 PM <unclenicolini> The UIU shows up, finds out that the Foundation were using Wilsons as a puppet, forces them to claim responsibility and the Boring Agreement is made.
3:03 PM <•Conwell> Wait, antithermal polar bear? Isn't that just that mammoth roget wrote once?
3:03 PM <unclenicolini> Also some civilians die because of wilson's incompetence
3:04 PM Conwell: i thought that mamooth only reverted non-stone age technology
3:05 PM <•Conwell> "When an instance of SCP-2082 is created, there is an immediate alteration to the local temperature of every space within 250 meters of its body. Surface temperatures will instantly drop to -10 °C, usually resulting in the death of any subjects within range."
3:05 PM Nah, its a temp thing, iirc
3:06 PM <unclenicolini> The polar bear is similar, but different. It absorbs heat in all shapes
3:06 PM <•Conwell> Which is fine, as the stories told are different
3:06 PM Gotcha
3:07 PM <unclenicolini> And because the incident happens during a heat wave, it gets really bad. :P
3:07 PM <•ARD> There’s a LOT of incredibly stupid things the Pentagram could make Wilson’s do
3:08 PM Bat bombs, dolphins that lay mines, chickens that warm nukes, cats with implanted microphones
3:08 PM These are all things that happened or were planned
3:08 PM <unclenicolini> Those were all real yeah
3:08 PM <•Conwell> ARD: Wouldn't the Foundation start to tell them to step off tho
3:08 PM <unclenicolini> God the bat bomb would be terrifying
3:08 PM <•ARD> Conwell: sure, the question is how the Pentagram would push back considering this is US sou
3:08 PM *soil
3:10 PM <unclenicolini> ARD: the UIU have the right to ammend the Boring Agreement, so they can just use them to muscle in on Boring and tell the Foundation to get fucked
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3:10 PM <unclenicolini> Realistically, they could do to Boring what they do Portland.
3:10 PM <•Conwell> unclenicolini: Oh man.
3:10 PM <•ARD> I’m not actually sure if the Pentagram could pressure the UIU tbh, I have no idea what the IRL relationship between the department of defense and fbi is
3:11 PM <unclenicolini> It can always fall back to "you are a foreign entity operating on american soil btfo or we will shoot."
3:12 PM <•ARD> True
3:12 PM <•Conwell> unclenicolini: I see two courses of action there, one: Foundation steps down to watch the fire burn and contain what might be left when the Pentagram fucks up jurrasic park style, or the Foundation saying "no" and purging the area. Depending on your headcanon on the SCPF
3:12 PM TTP Foundation would probably be the former.
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3:13 PM <unclenicolini> My headcanon would be them pretty much disengaging and leaving Wilson's to whatever fate they may suffer.
3:13 PM Wilson: "You're not going to help us? We had an agreement!"
3:14 PM <•Conwell> "We have altered the agreement, pray we do not alter it further." ~ The Pentagram.
3:15 PM <unclenicolini> SCPF: "We did. You were a liability to us, so we have chosen to sever ties. This will be our final communication. Goodbye and good luck, Mister Wilson."
3:15 PM <•ARD> RIP Wilson’s
3:15 PM Conwell: lmao that would totally be the Pentagram
3:15 PM Actually hm
3:15 PM <unclenicolini> It would be extra fucked if they didnt even pull out their assigned task force
3:16 PM <•ARD> That might be interesting ending — Wilson’s becomes a subcontractor to the Pentagram
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3:16 PM <unclenicolini> That'd be wild. Fae would probably not want anything to do with that and bail.
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3:17 PM <•Conwell> unclenicolini: That fits Edgar Holman and Site-64 pretty well, given they are nothing if not pragmatists.
3:17 PM <unclenicolini> And Tim would just keep going so long as he gets to keep petting animals.
3:18 PM ARD: wanna do it up? This sounds fun and could be a really dark article for Wilsons
3:18 PM <•ARD> Sure I’m down
3:18 PM I need to button down and finish escape velocity this month but come July I’m down
3:18 PM <•Conwell> Let me know if you want a consult for Site-64 etc. :)
3:18 PM <•ARD> 👌👌👌