The Void In Which Idaho Used To Be

Foreword: At this point, the SCP-XXXX event had been ongoing for 3 hours and 23 minutes.

<Begin Log>

SCP-XXXX-2 instances arrive and exit their vehicle.

SCP-XXXX-1: Down with Wellington! Down with Wellin-

SCP-XXXX-2: Come on, fellers. Again? How long has it been since last time, 3 months? Anyway, you know the drill. May I see your temporal licenses?

SCP-XXXX-1: You can't suppress the people, pig! Down with Wellington!

SCP-XXXX-2: There's nothing to suppress here, you're violating the law and you know it.

SCP-XXXX-1: Shouldn't you be out stopping people from killing Hitler and Harvey Lee Oswald or something?

SCP-XXXX-1 instance raises it's voice and addresses the crowd.

SCP-XXXX-1: Yeah everybody, this guy stops people from killing Hitler! What a stand-up dude!

Audible cheering from other SCP-XXXX-1 instances.

SCP-XXXX-2: Don't get smart with me, boy. If I don't do my job, next thing you know, some guy with about as much brains as the collective lot of you will go back in time and wind up his own grandfather. It's a slippery slope.

SCP-XXXX-1: There wouldn't be so much temporal crime if Wellington and his cronies didn't have a monopoly on the technology for it!

SCP-XXXX-2: That's like saying "There wouldn't be so many mid-air collisions if no-one invented jet ships!" Grow up. Are you even out of college?

SCP-XXXX-1: I'll have you know I have a Masters in Xenostudies.

SCP-XXXX-2: That explains a lot. You're all under arrest for retroactive changing and threatening to destabilize the time stream.

There are murmurs among the SCP-XXXX-1 instances.

SCP-XXXX-1: SCATTER! Ha, you can't arrest us all!

A brief scuffle is heard, presumably between the previously speaking instances. The sounds of several SCP-XXXX-1 instances screaming becomes lower after ten seconds.

SCP-XXXX-2: No, but I can book you for wasting my time, you little shit.

SCP-XXXX-1: What's the matter, pig? Mad you can't turn back time to catch all of us without having to suck Wellington's fat co-

A crack is heard. The SCP-XXXX-2 instance begins reading SCP-XXXX-1 their Miranda Rights.

[EXTRENIOUS DATA EXPUNGED.]

<End Log>

Closing Statement: That particular SCP-XXXX-1 instance has not appeared at any SCP-XXXX event since.