Artistic representation of SCP-XXXX (circa 1718).
Item-#: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: POI-XXXX is contained in a standard humanoid cell. Aetheric neuroinhibitors, programmed with subroutine Counter-Kuchiyose, are on standby to influence SCP-XXXX's temperament towards POI-XXXX. Foundation web crawlers are to monitor and censor unsanctioned resurrection services.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Class-3 spectral apparition manifesting in the form of an eyeball within the rectal cavity of Matoki Negishi (POI-XXXX). SCP-XXXX possesses an exceptional degree of control over the lower abdomen of POI-XXXX, though the latter retains control of all other bodily functions.
PoI-XXXX's rectal cavity has been found to be notably elastic; it is unknown if this is caused by SCP-XXXX's presence. Despite occupying mass and being situated inside POI-XXXX, SCP-XXXX's presence does not impede the subject's ability to defecate.
PoI-XXXX is a self-described hikikomori, or 'modern-day hermit'. The subject's self reclusion from society began after its father's death. This contrasts with SCP-XXXX's personality — as a self-described exhibitionist in life — and as such, SCP-XXXX frequently solicits or coerces POI-XXXX into deliberate acts of indecent exposure between the hours of 2100 to 0400.
SCP-XXXX has been known to cause common and anomalous phenomena;
- burning or itching during urination;
- abdominal and lower back pain;
- illumination of the anal cavity of >800 lumens;
- swelling or inflammation within musculature or organs in the pelvis;1
- prolapse of the internal flesh walls (see Addendum.XXXX.2).
Though SCP-XXXX possesses the ability to replicate and produce large quantities of tissue — which may be expelled from the anus at-will — it is unclear how SCP-XXXX is capable of doing so.
Addendum.XXXX.1
CCTV FOOTAGE
DATE: 2012/03/02
ACTIVITY: Apartment camera depicts stacks of black bags and cardboard which obfuscate entryways and windows. At the center of the room, there is a miniature shelf draped in a red satin table-cloth, with a portrait of POI-XXXX's father standing on the surface. POI-XXXX is sat with its legs crossed, hands folded, and head tucked towards its shirt. A hexagonal pattern drawn in chalk surrounds POI-XXXX; thaum-kanji symbols are inscribed onto the floor. POI-XXXX remains in this position for three hours before it rises; it screams and punches drywall. POI-XXXX rests on its futon.
DATE: 2012/03/03
ACTIVITY: POI-XXXX twists and turns in its sleep. A light is observed emanating from its buttocks, which refracts on the camera's lens. The light progressively illuminates the room until visual contact with PoI-XXXX is lost.
DATE: 2012/03/03
ACTIVITY: POI-XXXX sits erect; its futon covered in sweat stains. It stretches and immediately pauses as light brightens from its buttocks. POI-XXXX holds onto its stomach and grimaces in shock as it falls down. Horrified, it shrieks. It begins to nod incessantly, sobbing, with its hands folded.
DATE: 2012/03/06
ACTIVITY: A 12cm stack of letters, mostly college loan payments, lie on the floor. PoI-XXXX fidgets and shakes its head. Light glows from its buttocks. POI-XXXX runs into the bathroom and slams the door. It remains there for 30 minutes before opening the door and crawling into the living room. It lays down and begins sifting through the letters.
Addendum.XXXX.2
CCTV & CELLPHONE FOOTAGE
RECORDED BY: Security camera.
DATE: 2012/03/11
ACTIVITY: At 0145, POI-XXXX reveals its bare bottom to patrons of a local bar. POI-XXXX sobs as it flexes its cheeks.
RECORDED BY: Witness from afar w/ cellphone.
DATE: 2012/03/13
ACTIVITY: At 2130, POI-XXXX left its apartment in a brown trenchcoat. Upon stumbling into a drunk salaryman near an alleyway, POI-XXXX paused and turned around; its back facing the salaryman. It began grimacing and clutching its abdomen. POI-XXXX subsequently bent over, pulled up its knee-length undercover, and exposed itself. SCP-XXXX manipulated the anal cavity to roughly resemble an "eye", which flashed periodically. The salaryman is enraged, grabs POI-XXXX by the leg, pulls it off-balance, climbs on top of it, and smacks it in the face. SCP-XXXX expands into an engorged red mass (1.5m in length) with eight arms radially expanding from the mid-section. Horrified, the salaryman fled. Afterward, POI-XXXX hopped and limped back away from the alleyway with an abnormal gait.
RECORDED BY: Cellphone of the cashier.
DATE: 2012/03/16
ACTIVITY: At 0320, POI-XXXX went into a convenience store, bought twenty ramen noodle packages, and went to the cashier's aisle. 30 minutes went by with POI-XXXX fidgeting nervously as the cashier kept prompting POI-XXXX on payment methods. Suddenly, POI-XXXX gaped its mouth open as SCP-XXXX (in the form of a vestigial arm) outstretched from the hindquarters and unzipped POI-XXXX's pants. SCP-XXXX proceeded to lift a brown wallet from the left pocket and produced POI-XXXX's credit card towards the cashier. The cashier shrugged, commented on "elaborate pranks", and accepted POI-XXXX's purchase of twenty ramen noodles. POI-XXXX stated "thank you" and ran out of the two-door automatic entrance with his grocery bags; SCP-XXXX deflates and POI-XXXX collapsed onto the floor, drooling.
RECORDED BY: Cellphone of the cashier.
DATE: 2012/03/17
ACTIVITY: At 0320, POI-XXXX went into the previous convenience store; it was bare-naked and kneeled backward, with its back facing the floor and its stomach facing the ceiling. Upon entering, SCP-XXXX grew a torso, head, and a set of arms. Pulsating-red hands pushed a grocery cart through aisles and swiped packages of ramen, bento boxes, soymilk, eggs, and dried fish. As the cashier fled through the entrance, SCP-XXXX pantomimed directions as POI-XXXX ran backward with its legs — clumsily, colliding into several walls — whilst it attempted to hug and grip stolen foodstuffs.
Addendum.XXXX.3
RETRIEVAL
On the date of 2012/03/18, camera footage of POI-XXXX surfaced on Japanese media platforms, which depicted potential anomalous activity. The footage depicted a brick-red apartment complex at night with POI-XXXX, who was half-naked and hysterical at the time, gripping at the exterior window sill of its 6th-floor room with its right arm. SCP-XXXX began rapidly flashing beams of light at ~1200 lumens through POI-XXXX's briefs, which amused witnesses who had assembled nearby.
After rescue teams had safely caught POI-XXXX from its fall with a life net, POI-XXXX was relinquished to Agent Izamaki's custody. The following advertisement was found on the subject's laptop.
The following transcript is translated by a linguist fluent in Kanji and English.
«START LOG»
TRUNCATED TO CRITICAL INFORMATION.
[ POI-XXXX pushes its seat outward, flipping into a handstand. ]
[ POI-XXXX "sits down" on its head, neck slightly cracking. Buttocks faces Imazaki. SCP-XXXX-A expands: it bursts from POI-XXXX's pants until it superficially resembles the shape of a humanoid. ]
Imazaki: Holy crap.
SCP-XXXX: Afraid my son cannot speak at this moment. Apologies, kind sir.
POI-XXXX: He's crazy! He's been holding me hostage for years.
Imazaki: Mhm. The report says it's only been 15 days. Negishi — may I call you that — Negishi, can you kindly explain, this?
POI-XXXX: Pro— Prostatectomy.
SCP-XXXX & Imazaki: What?
POI-XXXX: Removal of the prostate. Surgically. Tell me, for the love of god, you can get me a prostatectomy.
Imazaki: So, we're a police station—
SCP-XXXX: —stupid, don't waste your better's time with such nonsense. Apologies, for my son's brazen stupidity.
POI-XXXX: I program for a living!
SCP-XXXX: God, your mother coddled you. You watched hentai and play Steam games for a living. Even nudists have more restraint with their—
Imazaki: Timeout. [ motions a T-symbol with hands ] That's better. Alright, first question — how did you turn into this?
SCP-XXXX: The damned Itako. Spiritual mediums, they called themselves. They did this to me.
POI-XXXX: Did this to us! Annoying, pain in the ass.
[ SCP-XXXX increases in mass with the weight amassing onto POI-XXXX's neck. ]
SCP-XXXX: Promising I could be "sent" into the future. Bah! What a Ponzi scheme. Look. Going to level with you, I had some serious medical issues.
Imazaki: Then what?
SCP-XXXX: The damned trickster hags. Claimed to be learned in the ways of immortality, or wait, was it that they were the practitioners of the ways of immortality? I regret not questioning them more on the how of it. They explained that one-half of apotheosis is the ritual. The other half is the original binding. The mediums only bound me, like a firefly in a "jar". The jar here is our shared bloodline.
Imazaki: The exact entry process is a tad bit confusing. More used to… conventional phantasms, hauntings, and blood sacrifices, you know?
POI-XXXX: I. Wow. What type of police station processes hauntings.
SCP-XXXX: Shut-it you — wait. Actually, I do believe you are correct, son. For once.
POI-XXXX: Nothing, and I mean, nothing that I've done qualifies as that.
Imazaki: What's keeping you here then, Senior Negishi.
SCP-XXXX: And besides. I'm too damned stubborn. Much as I hate him, I love him.
POI-XXXX: Then why do you force me to streak at night.
SCP-XXXX: Man-up boy! My father slapped me across the cheek with his ring-hand when I got uppity. And every day he would do it. Happens when your storefront's in the scummiest regions of Akibara. We would be frequently visited by the Yakuza, and if we didn't pay [ articulates ring-finger and aligns to temple ] That would be that. Nowadays, the Yakuza's been reformed, kids drive in electric cars, everyone's on their cellphones, and no one. No one prays or gives oranges to us dead. No one has time.
Izamaki: Well, he did still resurrect you.
SCP-XXXX: He botched it and now I live in his prostate.
[ POI-XXXX grimaces, attempting to adjust his neck. ]
POI-XXXX: Yubari King Melons cost 24429 yen.
SCP-XXXX: Absolutely. But no one told you you could just use regular watermelon seeds for the Penance Spitting ritual. Now I'm trapped here!
Izamaki: Is, that so bad? You saw the altar. Your photo in the center of the room.
[ Silence. ]
POI-XXXX: I missed you. You and mom.
SCP-XXXX: [ creases wrinkle lines on flesh to form a smile ] Idiot.
POI-XXXX: Hardass.
[ Silence. ]
SCP-XXXX: Thank you. Matoki.
«END LOG»
