Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Site-90, based in the New Forest national park, currently has jurisdiction over the management of SCP-XXXX. ##
Description: SCP-XXXX is an unprovable conspiracy theory surrounding its own existence.
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From: n.ojobiru@amd.scp
To: p.a.kim@amd.scpSubject: CASE BURNT UMBER
Paul,
Protocol's been initiated. Best we can tell it's gone from the noosphere. Keep 90 under wraps until the last of it's trickled away, and we can open the file up like nothing happened
Mark this one under neutralised but make anyone who's got clearance take note — square practically begged us to do it
Not sure what it means. Not sure if that's important. Keep an eye out and for the love of god keep this between us. I feel a storm coming
- Ojobiru