SCP-XXXX: Market Dominance
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The headquarters of the Coca-Cola Company (2004)
Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Item №: SCP-XXXX

Anomaly Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXXX is considered implausible due to the Coca-Cola Company's current hold on the soft drinks market. Methods of disrupting or dissolving the company are under consideration, but have been universally deemed too conspicuous or expensive to be practical. Due to the self-concealing nature of the Coca-Cola Company's internal affairs, the risk of a public breach or disruption to the Veil is deemed negligible.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the recursive corporate structure of the Coca-Cola Company. SCP-XXXX-1 is the primary origin of SCP-XXXX, being the Coca-Cola Company's Informational Security division — it is composed of multiple departments, including its own Informational Security subdivision (SCP-XXXX-2) which is tasked with preventing the spread of knowledge regarding SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-2 itself contains numerous subdivisions and departments of various purposes, and this pattern continues to an as-of-yet undetermined (and potentially infinite) extent.

The employee structure, physical location, and operations of each layer of SCP-XXXX are generally normal up to and including SCP-XXXX-56, with deeper meta-subdivisions containing various irregularities and anomalies. A full list of known facets of SCP-XXXX (as compiled by SCPF agents embedded in the Coca-Cola Company) is available in Document XXXX-K; an abridged version is included below:

Item №1 Approx. № Staff Description
SCP-XXXX-1 4,500 Baseline Informational Security department. Primarily tasked with preventing public knowledge of the recipes for various Coca-Cola-owned products.
SCP-XXXX-2 1,200 Sub-department tasked solely with preventing public knowledge of illegal actions undertaken by SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-300 23,300 Tasked with puppeteering and managing PepsiCo and its products.
SCP-XXXX-301 640 Tasked with preventing public knowledge of the Coca-Cola Company's puppeteering and managing of PepsiCo and its products.
SCP-XXXX-677 240 Research and development for novel chemical flavourings.
SCP-XXXX-1944 90 Research and development for novel genetic fruits and fruitlike entities.
SCP-XXXX-21080 1 Consists solely of the spectral form of John Stith Pemberton, residing within a large aluminium cylinder buried in Columbus, Georgia. Based on Foundation-operated communications with the spirit realm, SCP-XXXX-21080 appears to possess extensive influence over the choice of beverage available in 33.5% of known afterlives.
SCP-XXXX-44560 145 Research and development for experimental carbonation-based weaponry.
SCP-XXXX-18091 15,000 Fifteen-thousand clones of Randall McAllister, an intern hired by the Coca-Cola Company circa 1920. All clones produce slight modifications of Coca-Cola brand products in place of blood, lymph, bile, aqueous humour, and nasal mucous. Harvesting of this fluid occurs periodically, for examination by SCP-XXXX-18092 (unknown function).
SCP-XXXX-94002 232 Research and development for memetic advertisement.
SCP-XXXX-150390 1 (+indeterminate) One employee of unknown nature constructing invalid logical entities of unknown nature, for unknown purposes. Researcher caution is advised.
SCP-XXXX-730512 65 Research and development for experimental carbonation-based weaponry, with a focus on effectiveness against genetically novel fruitlike entities.
SCP-XXXX-44020000 560,000 Sovereign city-state accessible via janitorial closet #7 at the Coca-Cola offices in Madrid, Spain. Interior spatial dimensions are currently undetermined. Government appears to be a loose theocracy centred around the consumption of fluid. Solid food is largely considered taboo, and all 'employees' have had their digestive systems either artificially or evolutionarily modified to reflect this dietary change.
SCP-XXXX-44020001 4,500 Informational Security department. Primarily tasked with preventing public knowledge of the recipes for any and all potable liquids within SCP-XXXX-44020000.

Further details are unknown, as all informants to acquire knowledge of SCP-XXXX past this point have either spontaneously defected to the Coca-Cola Company or been terminated by (presumably) SCP-XXXX-44020002.

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