object classes: whichever one means can't be contained due to disrupting normalcy, maybe broken veil? idk
Special Containment Procedures: Try to hide joe's baby bump, release campaigning material denying his pregnancy. Keep joe safe etc. Include example of joe's pregnancy leaking to the public with a defamation poster.
Description: Boypreggers.
Addendum 9000.1: Interview
Joe talks to researcher [name] about his experience with being pregnant, talking about common side effects and the way he's noticing how many of his former supporters have turned their back on him because they perceive him as weak now.
1. Biden gets preggers after becoming president triggering public backlash, people are confused and angry.
2. Biden talks in interview logs trying to sound confident but is also scared of the baby and what it would mean for him physically, mentally, and presidentially. Intercut with Joe and Jill biden talking and arguing about his pregnancy.
3. Facing possibility of impeachment, Joe talks to Obama about finding a replacement but instead is ominously told to look in the cheese caves.
4. The foundation trying to protect biden sends an mtf squad ("The Midwives") to escort him down to the cheese caves where they find a colony of tiny immortal US presidents.
5. New offset, revised document, the real anomaly was how everyone who becomes president of the USA becomes pregnant and gives birth to a mini-me. Maybe also something about theorising that if a woman were elected the curse would break.
6. Now that Biden's fetus is no longer the prime anomaly and after from some convincing, he is cleared to try get an abortion but can't because roe v wade was overturned and he's forced to give birth, joe tries to make peace with this and talks about how he wants to do mini-joe better than he did his first 4 children.
7. Foundation tries their best to support joe through parenting but even though the mini presidents are stuck as weird baby men they still have identical personalities and cognitive abilities to their respective president and joe can't stand to see himself directly reflected so he continues the cycle of abuse and relinquishes mini-joe to the cheese caves. something about the baby reminding the birthgiver about their trauma and attacker because in some ways joe feels guilt for turning back on abortion and women's rights and he sees himself as his own abuser.