Hawks does a Synthwave Scip

Please be aware: I'll probably create an infinite number of synthwave scips/tales.
If Hawks does not make a Synthwave scip/tale, it's either one of the following:

  • It's a collab
  • Hawks has been abducted and replaced, please be worried

HEY NICO UR A NERD *dabs*

S U N S E T V A C A T I O N S

WHO'S SHITPOSTING IN THE SANDBOX AGAIN

If I edit this enough will I get a third bar of karma?

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Still from D-11424's body cam during Extraction Attempt 1-D6.

Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Provisional Site-036 has been established around the location of SCP-XXXX and standard cover story 2-B ( Architectural renovations) has been disseminated. Civilians attempting to enter Site-036 are to be intercepted and turned away. Use of force has been authorized to handle uncooperative subjects.

The entrance to SCP-XXXX is to remain covered with steel shutters when not undergoing testing.

Description: SCP-xxxx is an extradimensional space which can be accessed via a storefront located in the defunct Westfield Cleveland Mall.

The interior of SCP-xxxx consists of a tropical island approximately 20 kilometers in diameter, which is surrounded by salt water. The landmass is occupied by various vacant resorts, restaurants, pools, and other such attractions along the coat, while the center of the island is densely populated with tropical palm trees. Due to being situated within an extradimensional space, several features are notably different from baseline reality.

The primary deviation pertains to the sun, which appears to be a holographic projection1 with a colour gradient ranging between yellow to magenta. It appears to exist purely for decorative purposes, as it has no effect on the surrounding weather or overall lighting, nor has it been observed to move.

The sky appears to be the primary source of light within SCP-xxxx, which possesses a magenta tint. It is currently unknown if all objects within SCP-xxxx are magenta because of the light cast from the sky or if they were designed in such a fashion.

SCP-xxxx has not been observed to experience variable weather patterns, winds, nor is it believed to sustain any forms of life.

Discovery: SCP-xxxx was discovered by the Foundation following an investigation regarding an increase of civilian disappearances near the Westfield Cleveland Mall in Cleveland, OH. The mall had been abandoned by its prior owners after declaring bankruptcy in 1987.

The entry to SCP-xxxx was discovered in a storefront formerly belonging to "Paradise Islands:Sunset Vacations", a travel agency specializing in tropical vacation to the Bahamas, Florida, Jamaica, etc. Provisional Site-036 was established to conduct further research.

Addendum:

It really do be like that sometimes


[BEGIN LOG]

D-(some number) entered the gatway to SCP-xxxx

me: write something nerd

me: oh fuck it's meta


[END LOG]

in part two another d class is sent, things get spookier. Perhaps they see some strange things going on with the island, such as food being served and several times hearing people yet being unable to see them (honestly it'll probably get more surreal than that)

some disturbing hint at a greater issue? don't mind if I do

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NOTES

  • that gamer photo is mine
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