SCP-2

WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL SCP FOUNDATION NETWORK. DOES THE BLACK MOON HOWL?

I'm not sure if the Black Moon howls, but I do know the Blue Moon screeches._

MANUAL OVERRIDE PHRASE ACCEPTED. WELCOME, Technical Researcher David Rosen.

YOU HAVE 222 UNREAD EMAILS. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

Ugh. Query: Can you pull up a common term between all e-mails, please?_

ABSOLUTELY. SCANNING…

SCAN COMPLETE. KEYWORD DENSITY ANALYSIS:
"SCP-2" — 222 RESULTS (100%)

Query: Search for "SCP-2"_

THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST Y̶̡͡ ̶̡͡ ̶̡͡ ̶̢̛̕͠ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ ̷̸͞͞͝ET

Alright, then. Query: CREATE NEW PAGE_

Create a new page

Title of the page: A note on SCP-2

RESEARCHER NOTE


To alleviate your concerns,

No, SCP-2 is not an attempt to use the limitless supply of a dead god's power to eliminate the burgeoning worldwide energy crisis. No, it is not a covert black ops militarisation campaign to gain a foothold on rogue Groups of Interest. And no, it is not the nadir of the Foundation because we found something under a rock we should have never even laid eyes on, and it's going to enslave us all.

It's just some stupid bug in the network. That's all it is. I promise. Why would I approve an SCP-2 designation? Do you take me for a blithering moron? Come on. And stop trying to access it; it doesn't exist, and all these queries for it are giving the network some tremendous load that I can't be arsed to deal with every single day.

I'm going to take a Tylenol for my tension headache, grab some tea, and maybe get to work on this neverending backlog of technical issues plaguing my inbox.

If you hear screaming, you'll know exactly why.


— Technical Researcher Rosen











INCIDENT REPORT S-42-2018-10-22


On October 22nd at 09:15 ET, Site-42 detected thaumaturgic disturbances approximately 3 km off the coast of North Carolina. Upon manifestation, the disturbances caused weather abnormalities for 2 hours, culminating in the emergence of a wormhole 22 cm in diameter. Response teams were unable to dispatch to the wormhole in time as they were attempting the recontainment of SCP-████.

5 hours after the event began, Site-42 experienced a mass power surge. Site Command discerned that the surge originated within the AIAD Simulspace Projection Wing. The Simulspace Projection Wing was not scheduled for use at the time. While conducting a site-wide investigation, the site radiated thaumic energy with the same intensity as the wormhole for a period of 2 seconds, at which point the site lost power.

Upon the activation of emergency generators, the thaumaturgic disturbances ceased. Inspection teams have gleaned no further information.







thy vows are all broken
and light is thy fame
i hear thy name spoken

now 2wo share my shame

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