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Yossipossi 27 May 2021 21:04
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-6000: the joke is sex

hey yeah this is a shitpost i typed out in two and a half hours and it might be funny/scary or something idk lol. i wrote this 'cause I didn't see anyone trying to make a SCP-6969-worthy article so, eh.

in the event this somehow wins 6kon, I immediately and irrevocably henceforth give up the 6000 slot to the runner up and choose the 6969 slot instead. my order of preference in slots are:

• SCP-6969
• self-delete

…mostly because this was made solely for the 6969 slot.

image is cc 3.0 located here

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On a serious note, no matter how you voted, please check out the other 6000 entries. I hashed this out quickly and as a joke, but a lot of people put serious time and dedication into their articles (like Bleep, the Sinister Seven, Rounder, bigslothonmyface, and soon-to-post Kaktus). Their entries deserve your attention and I hope they get the love they deserve.

Thank you to the critters who stuck a leg out for me: Aethris (who also made the logo at the beginning), EstrellaYoshte, VoidLady, djkaktus, Rex Atlas, stormbreath, and Ralliston.

Explanation

aismallard 26 May 2021 23:31
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-6000 - The True Empire

For a long time I've enjoyed the concept of the Daevites, but I didn't quite know what to write about them. I'm glad I was able to team up with stormbreath for 6k to write about their true nature!

Image Sources:

• daevastan.jpg — CC-BY-SA 4.0
• map.png — Public Domain
• scp-140-a.jpg — Public Domain

stormbreath 26 May 2021 19:54
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-6000 - The True Empire

This article is a co-author with aismallard, who came up with the original idea and suggested it to me after I reached out to her with the general idea of working together on 6k. Working on this article was a lot of fun, and I'm glad we had the opportunity to do this together.

Thanks to our critters! Check out their excellent 6000 entries!

• Cerastes — (Not yet posted)
• UraniumEmpire — Out There
• DrBleep — A Mithers' Love Underneath an Orkney Sky
• Tufto — Cascadia
• Elogee FishTruck — Nearer, My God, To Thee
• Sterbai — Prophecies
• Dysadron — Does the Red Moon Howl?

Our slot choices:

1. 6140 (We may request this slot even if we win.)
2. 6014
3. 6280
4. 6041
5. 6410

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can I get some nice "no signatures on my forum"
sigma-9 css machine broke
understandable have a nice day

EstrellaYoshte 20 May 2021 18:05
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » Curated Tale Series

Welcome to the Curated Tale Series page! This is made in an effort to spotlight often-less-focused area of the wiki that nevertheless holds a major position (4000+ tales, anyone?)

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This list is open to everyone to contribute to, if you think they have a place here - the title is a bit of a misnomer, as standalone tales can also be featured. Just make sure to have an appropriate accompanying blurb and put it in the (generally) correct category (excluding Top Picks*).

To add your pick to the corresponding category, here's the template div that goes inside the [[div class="multi-grid-small"]]:

[[div]]
[[=image headericon height="70px"]] (optional)
+ Title
[[[relative-link|Flavor text.]]]
Description/Review/Blurb.
[[/div]]

Feel free to customize the look with inline styling, so long as it does not inhibit readability and doesn't break the layout.

[[div style="property here"]]
+##red|Title##
[[[relative-link|Flavor text.]]]
Description/Review/Blurb.
[[/div]]

If the article you're choosing to add is intended to be a solo read and/or does not associate with any larger (non-Canon) series, add the standalone class.

[[div style="property here" class="standalone"]]
+ Title
[[[relative-link|Flavor text.]]]
Description/Review/Blurb.
[[/div]]

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*The topmost eyecatchers (Pick of the Month and Underrated Choice) are under my editorial choice, and they, along with Top Picks, will be added to based on general consensus and feedback from the comments.

In the events I can not be contacted over a year or completely cease to be active, I give full rights to do as they please with the page to, in order of succession: Oboebandgeek99, HarryBlank, the Collections Team and Rewrite Team.

Thank you to Oboebandgeek99, TopDownUnder, JakdragonX and HarryBlank for their input on the entries! All the images are made by me or taken from the links' associated pages.

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Interested in seeing more content like this? The Collections Team is working on cataloging all of the on-site tales in a similar format. Send a PM to weizhong or Lazar Lyusternik for more info!

Lt Flops 30 Mar 2021 01:35
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-MERCY

smh furry

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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/floppyphoenix

ValidClay 10 Mar 2021 00:36
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-MERCY

smh furry

Elenee FishTruck 09 Feb 2021 18:51
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » Testing lmao

Man

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Mm Mm Good

Ellie3 11 Jan 2021 22:12
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » stuff

Hey Nico?

kinchtheknifeblade 25 Dec 2020 14:49
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » Gamers Against Quarantine

I am very happy good Xmas time!!!

kinchtheknifeblade 25 Dec 2020 14:49
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » Gamers Against Quarantine

This is good.

i made this post from a 3ds

Ellie3 08 Dec 2020 07:36
in discussion General / ASSES » i made this post from a 3ds

hello stormbreath

context: https://twitter.com/Ellie3_scp/status/1336213942306295808

Lt Flops 27 Nov 2020 19:33
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » The God Delusion

Richard Dawkins would like to know your location.

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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/floppyphoenix

stormbreath 29 Oct 2020 02:33
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » ANASTASIS HUB

TIMELINE

May, 1991
Prometheus Labs determines it needs a defense of some kind against giant monsters. It purchases the corpse of the crocosquid and begins an effort to create a cyborg zombie from it.

April 17th, 1998
Researcher Emile Metcalfe is transferred to a Foundation site in order to analyze a Fifthist temple that appeared to worship giant monsters. He thinks in depth about their nature, and what these beasts are.

June 28th, 1998
Prometheus Labs awakens the cyborg crocosquid. Their control mechanisms immediately fail, and it destroys their laboratory before escaping into the ocean.

At the same time, the Foundation site where Researcher Metcalfe was stationed explodes, a pulse of energy released by the dead entity he had been studying.

June 30th, 1998
The crocosquid finally finds another kaiju and devours it whole.

At the same time, various other kaiju begin to wake up across the world, as the resurrection magic used by Prometheus Labs inadvertently wakes them up.

Wilson's Wildlife Solutions finds themselves dealing with their own monster.

July 10th, 1998
An emergency meeting between the Foundation, the Global Occult Coalition and Hy-Brasil convenes to discuss options for the current end of the world. They agree to collaborate on a

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can I get some nice "no signatures on my forum"
sigma-9 css machine broke
understandable have a nice day

NatVoltaic 31 Aug 2020 07:37
in discussion General / ASSES » AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oob

SCP-1444 — Hunger.

stormbreath 13 Jul 2020 04:35
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-1444 (Actual)

We all have a hunger (we all have a hunger)
We all have a hunger (we all have a hunger)
We all have a hunger (we all have a hunger)
We all have a hunger (we all have a hunger)

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HOLY FUCK IT'S DEAD

I have been working on this draft for literally years. This has been an absolute white whale of a draft. I've known the story for this for years, where to take it and how to make it work, but I just could never put the words to paper, get the writing out.

The first inspiration that led to this draft: the first concept in the lineage of this draft, was originally conceptualized in what was probably October 2017. (I don't remember the exact date.) I don't know what happened to the draft for the next few months, but the first version of this I have access to was posted on April 18, 2018. However, I know that there were earlier versions that I have since lost, because I definitely wrote previous versions.

That being said, it's stayed very consistent to what is happening since that first revision. It's remarkable how little the draft has changed on the whole since it was initially conceptualized. The exact specifics of what occurs on the Exploration logs has been altered slightly, but it's the same overarching plot. I had always known the general gist of it - see spoilers as to what that is - down, and it's just been a long process of actually writing it all out: this did turn out to be one of my longest SCPs ever.

The most notable difference is that for a while, the final MTF to go into the cave was Omega-Seven, who would all die, with the final debriefing log held with a reincarnated Able. I decided that a MTF actually surviving for once would be stronger, however, and keep better with my personal views on the ideal theme of the Foundation (fundamentally, these are stories of the victory of the mundane over the paranormal).

All licensing disclosures in the License Box.

+ Spoilers/Explanation

SCP-1444 is a sapient cave with reality-altering properties. It likes to eat people, but as a cave, is not able to easily do that.

For a long time, SCP-1444 wasn't able to get many victims. It would try to create sounds, noises, or just grab people whenever they came into the cave. As the years went on, and it got smarter, it realized that if it left one person alive, they could bring back more info about it, and lead people to itself.

It does that for a while, and is mostly successful. This is where the hiker at the beginning comes from - it tried the same trick with her, but she just led to the Foundation showing up.

When the Foundation does show up, they send a pair of D-Class in. When the D-Class get far enough into the cave that it can start altering reality, it disrupts the audiovisual feed and begins creating its own feed using its reality-altering capabilities. It successfully fakes two logs in this way - the D-Class log, and the PTF log. Neither of those happened. Notably, it wasn't good enough to hijack the life signal for one member of the PTF, leaving that around.

When the Mole Rats show up, however, they're a lot more gun than the cave was prepared for. They quickly blast their way out of cave, escaping with Crown and everyone. The cave keeps faking things as long as possible, but is then hit with Does the Black Moon Howl, which forces it to spit out a long statement describing itself. (as DtBMH is a verbal security memetic. The normal Foundation agents who heard it probably just said "No" or "Only when waning" or somesuch. It realizes the jig is up there and stops broadcasting.

+ Critter List

• Thanks to djkaktus for both Raphael and Hollis, psul for Towers, and Quantum Physician for Francis Zhou/Oscar. Check out their original tales and SCPs!
  • It's been two years since I asked any of these authors for permission to use their characters, but I did get permission from all of them, and for that I am extremely grateful.
• Monroe is meant to be the Sergeant M█████ of SCP-835, who is mentioned in all of two lines. Given that I would be backfilling the name and M's appearance in 835 is tiny, I decided not to crosslink. But that is my intent, so I suppose I should also thank DrClef and Dr Gears for that minor contribution.
• I knew very much I wanted to have my Zeta-Nine composed of other Zeta-Nine teams. What's the point of using an MTF with history if you don't use that history?

A lot of people looked at this over the many months YEARS during which it was written. Unfortunately, I did not record the majority of people who looked at this, so this list is by no means conclusive!

• Pour one out for #BrainStormers on IRC, which heard my idea out a bunch of times concerning this draft. An original version of this draft used Omega-Seven, and rather than have the MTF escape, Able reincarnated and told the truth. That was not as good of a story, imo. taylor_itkin obviously helped, as they owned the room.
• Oboebandgeek99 looked at a rough draft of this when I revived it, when it was about halfway complete. They gave some pretty good crit that helped me finish it up.
• Pedagon gave this a look once it was finished, and helped tighten up some confusing elements of the writing, as well as minor errors I had left.
• BrokenOrdinance read one of the final drafts and gave a good first impression.
• MalyceGraves gave this a good read and helped iron out some of the less coherent parts and other minor problems with the draft caused by the long development period.
• Rounderhouse looked at this and gave it some very useful crit about the direction of the article. It was good crit, but I didn't end up using it. Apologies to rounder.
• JackalRelated shout out for asking to look this over without giving feedback when I asked for critters. i appreciate the honesty lmao

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can I get some nice "no signatures on my forum"
sigma-9 css machine broke
understandable have a nice day

7happy7 04 Jun 2020 04:41
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » CSS Beautifier / Minifier

please let me know when you find some bugs of this thing

DarkStuff 01 Jun 2020 05:53
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » Good Job, Guys!

Chapter 1: [set up nearly everything]
Chapter 2: [hint at Alex : cafe scene][Mystery Woman nigh-discussion : open letter, set up communication]
Chapter 3: [first days at work : tough job] ["Supervision"] [getting WWS back on track]
Chapter 4: [dealing with WWS : ignoring Robin] [living Tim's life (realize)] [looking back : Boring Agreement]
Chapter 5: [Holly responds (her name's Holly?)] [almost telling Anders, remember warning] [ignoring Alex text]
Chapter 6: [argument with Captain Esau] ["Sorry Alex, I was busy"] [Fae pushing someone off due to actual business]
Chapter 7: [Robin : head of the community, doesn't bother Fae so much which annoys Robin : argument]
Chapter 8: [cafe with Alex : more overt hints] [Fae works, rationalizes herself] [Meeting Holly : the Library]
Chapter 9:
Chapter 10:
Chapter 11:
Chapter 12:
Chapter 13:
Chapter 14: [resolve Alex : letting people in]
Chapter 15: [resolve Foundation : discussion with Anders]
Chapter 16: [resolve Robin]

stormbreath 29 May 2020 21:13
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » GRANT REQUEST FOR MECHANISED MAIDS FOR THE USE OF SERVING HOT BEVERAGES IN A CAFÉ SETTING, IN PARTNERSHIP WITH AR AND AR

oh no

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can I get some nice "no signatures on my forum"
sigma-9 css machine broke
understandable have a nice day

Yossipossi 29 May 2020 00:43
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » GRANT REQUEST FOR MECHANISED MAIDS FOR THE USE OF SERVING HOT BEVERAGES IN A CAFÉ SETTING, IN PARTNERSHIP WITH AR AND AR

oh no

UraniumEmpire 18 May 2020 16:13
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » 🚭NO SMOKING🚭

I would've honestly gone for a "4999 but he vapes" angle for a 4999-J

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… and I'm not Robert Frost.

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