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PERSON OF INTEREST FILE #9731


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Initial sighting of PoI-9731. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN.

Name: FloppyPhoenix

Aliases used: Limp Firebird, Lieutenant Flops

Associated Groups of Interest: Gamers Against Weed
UPDATED — Currently: Independent

Reason for monitoring: PoI possesses various ontokinetic capabilities and is a direct threat to normalcy.

Course of Action: Immediate containment

Priority: High

Status: Currently believed to be engaging with hostile Selachian threats against protocol.

Background Information: Subject is a white Heron of unknown genus, measuring approximately 1.6 meters in height. PoI-9731 is believed to have been created by the Gamers Against Weed on September 30th, 2023. The group attempted a series of arcane rituals to invoke various high-level thaumaturgic abilities, as well as the ability to vocalize in human languages, into a common Heron. At the time, its creation was intended as a method to facilitate an active partnership with a Class-VIII ontokinetic entity known as [DATA EXPUNGED] As all previous attempts at making contact with the entity had failed.

On October 22nd, after further attempts at contacting [DATA EXPUNGED] had failed, PoI-9731 was repurposed for various humorous uses, including practical jokes, pranks, online and offline trolling campaigns, and in one instance, the nomination of PoI-9731 for candidacy in the 2024 American election under the Libertarian Party.

Note: PoI-9731 made exceptional progress in its election campaign, likely due to the coordinated efforts of the Gamers Against Weed and as a product of its own reality-altering abilities. PoI-9731 received 50.1% of the popular vote in the 2024 Libertarian National Convention, surpassing even candidate Vermin Supreme, at 31%. PoI-9731 was projected to continue to make significant efforts towards American presidential candidacy before the Foundation successfully enacted amnesticization efforts in an attempt to hinder PoI-9731.

In mid-2024, after months of using PoI-9731 in numerous successful wide-scale humorous campaigns, PoI-9731 forcibly escaped from a Gamers Against Weed compound, after which local law enforcement reported the incident to Foundation personnel. A raid on the compound found that the basement of the compound was filled with various Gamers Against Weed-typical items, including copious amounts of Doritos, Mountain Dew, and hard drives containing numerous ironic memes. On the first floor, a large living space was apparently dedicated to PoI-9731 and included various elements of furnishing typical for domestic birds.

One element in particular was noted by agents on-site: a laptop containing various documents aligning with those typically accessed by Level 3 Foundation personnel was found in a second floor living space. The laptop also contained a bootleg program similar in appearance and performance to that of the latest iteration of SCiPNET. It was found that Gamers Against Weed had used PoI-9731's ontokinetic thaumaturgic capabilities to access and disseminate top secret Foundation informaton to the rest of the Gamers Against Weed. In addition, multiple documents on anomalous phenomena had apparently been doctored by PoI-9731. A list of documents can be found in the Attached Documents section.

PoI-9731 could not be tracked by the Foundation for approximately 9 months after its escape from the Gamers Against Weed compound. In February 2025, PoI-9731 was finally re-discovered off the coast of Eastern Florida attacking various anomalous Selachian entities, believed to correspond to SCP-████. Upon Foundation intervention, PoI-9731 fled, but not before redirecting the Selachian entities to attack Foundation field agents.

PoI-9731 continues to pursue efforts against Selachian entities and Foundation personnel. The Foundation has attempted correspondence with the Centre for Selachian Pugilism to determine whether PoI-9731 is affiliated with them. The Centre has ignored the Foundation's phone calls.

Attached Documents

The following documents were found to be doctored by PoI-9731 on a laptop within a derelict Gamers Against Weed compound. They have been transcribed below.

Pages

Drafts:
FloppyPhoenix's Draft Hub 17 Oct 2018 02:44
Floppy 1 17 Oct 2018 22:10
Floppy's Annotated Reading List 21 Oct 2018 06:49
Floppy 3 26 Oct 2018 19:24
Floppy 4 (Draft Swap) 04 Nov 2018 17:15
SPC-4003 - On Striking, Sharkicism, and Selechians 16 Nov 2018 03:22
Floppy 5 22 Nov 2018 04:57
Floppy 6 24 Nov 2018 01:53
Floppy 7 26 Dec 2018 22:13
floppturtle 02 Jan 2019 07:55
Floppy SCP #10 15 Jan 2019 21:30
Floppy GoI Format #3 17 Jan 2019 22:40
Floppy's Lists 24 Jan 2019 23:08
❔ Meta Articles - A Reading List 31 Jan 2019 02:13
Floppy Misc. 14 Feb 2019 04:29
Floppy 10 16 Feb 2019 00:01
SAPHIR 21 Feb 2019 22:17
List of Foundation Departments 28 Feb 2019 08:44
Sagan Godhead 01 Mar 2019 00:03
Floppy Test 15 Apr 2019 03:23
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Collaborations:
Page Link Collab Title Collab Type
Westrin Collab Floppy-Westrin Collab The Dank Antimeme SCP
Yossi Collab Yossi-Floppy Collab The Maze SCP
EndingParadox Collab Paradox-Floppy Collab [Name Pending] SCP
Reading List:
Floppy's Annotated Reading List

CSS Testing


WARNING: Dissemination of visual memetic agent FLOPS is required.

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Inoculation complete. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. WELCOME.


I've placed my CSS testing in tabs, so as to prevent clutter from happening. Click the next tab to proceed.


Closing Remarks

The day the Foundation loses to a bird is the day the Foundation has failed humanity. Find it. If I see another fake entry uploaded to SCiPNET I'm going to blow a gasket.

— Senior Researcher MacGuffin, Memetics and Infohazards Division, Site-82

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