SCP-X-KING is a humanoid dressed in a tuxedo, bowler cap, and a cellophane bag with two pinhole cut-outs.1 Its upper-body is exaggerated with a prominent pectoral region and broad shoulders. It is made entirely from used coffee grounds, chicken carcass and bone, and burger meat. Notably, the latter has not aged since 1982, as indicated by discarded, translucent wrappers and plastic.
SCP-X-JACK is an animate cow carcass with engorged stomachs. Several exposed portholes exist on its thoracic region and hindquarters. SCP-X-JACK utilizes a series of anomalous intestines to produce frozen dairy treats, which leak from portholes.
SCP-X-FRY is a highly damaged Ronald McDonald animatronic. Its primary function is to french fries from a mechanical compartment that has replaced its mouth. All fries have an excessive sodium propionate content, as well as other preservatives. and possess a brown coloration and the tensile strength of cast-iron.
[catchphrases]
[KING - WE MUST SERVE THE PEOPLE]
[JACK - undulates due to arousal at D-X089's consumption of dairy product]
[FRY - WELCOME, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER ]
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