Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: Access to SCP-XXXX is limited to personnel with SCP-XXXX/4 clearance. Only four people at any given time are to be allowed access to the full version of SCP-XXXX.
Inputs for SCP-XXXX are to submitted to SCP-XXXX/4 personnel for evaluation and testing with SCP-XXXX.
The original notes SCP-XXXX were discovered on are currently being held in [wing] at [site].
Description: SCP-XXXX is a function f(x) which operates on the domain of all real numbers, and has an undefined range. Currently it is believed that outputs from SCP-XXXX are correlated with quantifications of tenants and ideals held by Abrahamic faiths, however testing has been inconclusive.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was originally derived by Michel Chasles in 1878, and presented the equation as well as its proof to the Catholic Church. It was dismissed by the church for [reasons] and now it is in the foundation's control along with his original notes (or something like this)
Addendum-XXXX-1: Experiment Log.
Mathematical Operation: Addition and Multiplication
Mathematical Properties/Output:
Notes: SCP-XXXX is commutative, distributive and associative
Relevant Excerpt from Chasles' Notes: "It matters not the manner or presentation of your computations. The sum and product of your labors remains unchanged"
| Mathematical Operation | Mathematical Properties | Relevant Excerpt from Chasles' Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Addition and Multiplication | SCP-XXXX is commutative, distributive and associative | "It matters not the manner or presentation of your computations. The sum and product of your labors remains unchanged" |
| Use of negative values for X | SCP-XXXX | cell-content |
| cell-content | cell-content | cell-content |
| cell-content | cell-content | cell-content |
Ideas:
Inputting another function -
Minimums and Maximums -
Limits - God has no limit, but that gets funky
Continuity and differentiation - "There is only one God, one Father, who has no end."
Derivatives -
Integration followed by area under the curve - [stuff]
Stinger idea: they find previous derivations that used the same steps but the people deriving it were of different faiths, and they yield different functions