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1 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
The great discovery of the century.
2 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
You're that confident in yourself?
3 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
You know, the guy who sympathized with Masaki and turned himself into a Pokémon to marry an occult fanatic the other day.
4 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Preschool Escape Uncle Cheesy
5 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Looks like some of you have seen the last thread, huh?
I want you to believe me, because this time I'm serious.
For those of you who don't know me, here is a little bit about me.
・I am a scholar who left a highly prestigious university.
・I like white, pale women.
・I'm a handsome guy.
・IQ of 300.
・ I do not come from a wealthy family.
I want you to believe me, because this time I'm serious.
For those of you who don't know me, here is a little bit about me.
・I am a scholar who left a highly prestigious university.
・I like white, pale women.
・I'm a handsome guy.
・IQ of 300.
・ I do not come from a wealthy family.
6 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Prestigious university, eh? (Sure thing, champ.)
7 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Huh? The guy with the technique where he loses to Pegasus and gets caught on a card?
8 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
>>77 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Huh? The guy with the technique where he loses to Pegasus and gets caught on a card?
If you believe in yourself, you'll probably do it.
>>77 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Huh? The guy with the technique where he loses to Pegasus and gets caught on a card?
If you believe in yourself, you'll probably do it.
9 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
This time, I'm pretty sure. I'm going to call my waifu from the lower creative dimension, but if I don't, I'll end up violating Elma's guidelines, so I'm going to call her my way.
The one I'm going to propose to is Sadako from Ringu.
Her appearance is that of Yukie Nakama, so she's not very two-dimensional, but her morbid vibe is cute and cuddly, and her long hair is a plus.
And above all, the most important factor this time is that she has the ability to passively move to different dimensions, which is the major point that makes her different from the others..
The one I'm going to propose to is Sadako from Ringu.
Her appearance is that of Yukie Nakama, so she's not very two-dimensional, but her morbid vibe is cute and cuddly, and her long hair is a plus.
And above all, the most important factor this time is that she has the ability to passively move to different dimensions, which is the major point that makes her different from the others..
10 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Hmmm, this guy.
11 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
No matter how successful or unsuccessful you are, it won't turn out the way you want it to.
12 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
We are the Projects Agency for the Marriage With Anime Characters, is Sadako-chan an anime character?
13 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
If you think Sadako-chan is just "a mysterious girl who spontaneously pops out of TV," you'll never get it.
14 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
HAHAHAHAHAHA No problem I already understand the characteristics of Sadako-chan. The spiritual life form that uses visual storage media as a vector to cause lethal cognitive disasters is a transient figure that can traverse worlds and, in reality, is an existence that can be called the personification of a computer virus.
15 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Oh wow, I didn't know that.
16 Greasy Gamer 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
No, really? If you know what it is, you'll know why it is not good.
It's a computer virus. You can't call it. you mean call it in its anthropomorphic state? I don't understand the reference to hierarchical dimensions.
It's a computer virus. You can't call it. you mean call it in its anthropomorphic state? I don't understand the reference to hierarchical dimensions.
17 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
>>1616 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
No, really? If you know what it is, you'll know why it is not good.
It's a computer virus. You can't call it. you mean call it in its anthropomorphic state? I don't understand the reference to hierarchical dimensions.
hahahaha, exactly.
>>1616 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
No, really? If you know what it is, you'll know why it is not good.
It's a computer virus. You can't call it. you mean call it in its anthropomorphic state? I don't understand the reference to hierarchical dimensions.
hahahaha, exactly.
18 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
?
19 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
20 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???What do you mean?
Yes, so what if I tell you that I have this in my possession?
Proof of the existence of the conceptual Sadako-chan….
21 Greasy Gamer 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
What? You mean the real one?
22 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
What do you mean?
23 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
It's funny that this exists.
24 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Hmm? If Sadako-chan is not a monster coming out of the TV, but a computer virus, then it's weird that such a tape exists.
25 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
It is a tape that shapes Sadako-chan as a metaphysical concept…. So that's what it is. I'm sure it was made using concept transfer and spirit fusion, but it cost 700,000 yen to get it from Koigarezaki Antique Shop. It's cheap because I can kiss my Sadako-chan.
A conceptual Sadako, that is, a Sadako-chan who has the ability to move to another dimension, coming out of the screen of a two-dimensional monitor. Wouldn't it be amazing if this were real?
That's right, Sadako-chan's videotape in the metaphysical concept is an entity that transmits to Sadako-chan's videotape a virus called Ring Virus, a virus in which Sadako-chan's genetic information is transcribed into the smallpox virus, but an unknown virus has been detected in this tape. Maybe, but I think this is the real test.
A conceptual Sadako, that is, a Sadako-chan who has the ability to move to another dimension, coming out of the screen of a two-dimensional monitor. Wouldn't it be amazing if this were real?
That's right, Sadako-chan's videotape in the metaphysical concept is an entity that transmits to Sadako-chan's videotape a virus called Ring Virus, a virus in which Sadako-chan's genetic information is transcribed into the smallpox virus, but an unknown virus has been detected in this tape. Maybe, but I think this is the real test.
26 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
700.000 yen is cheap, right?
27 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Takayuki Hirosue is dead.
28 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
If the Ring Virus is discovered, what do you do with the virus?
29 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
I infected a high school student with the virus to make antibodies.
I have also prepared an ectosuppressive spiritual silver ring as a fastener for the ring I will use to propose to her. Even if she tries to run away to the screen, I will stop her. Well, I have a grounded outlet at home, so she can't run away anyway.
Okay, I'm going to put it in now. Hang tight.30 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
What kind of treatment is that for your kōhais?
31 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
＞I have a spiritual ectosuppressant ring that will stop her if she tries to run into the screen.
You're really going to get married?
You're really going to get married?
32 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Hold her.
33 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
I'm starting to get emotional.
34 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Who the fuck are you to process ectosuppressant material or have a non-entity suppressant in your house? I mean, it costs more than the tape.
35 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Go fuck yourself!
36 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
In reality, it's $60 billion because the video is fake and there is nothing to prove.
37 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
>>3636 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
In reality, it's $60 billion because the video is fake and there is nothing to prove.
We have to take some risks.
>>3636 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
In reality, it's $60 billion because the video is fake and there is nothing to prove.
We have to take some risks.
38 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Takayuki
39 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Hirose
40 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
vs
41 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
The
42 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Korean
43 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Youth
44 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
League
45 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Coach Analhodžić
46 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Ryu
47 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
>>4545 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Coach Analhodžić
Incompetent
>>4545 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Coach Analhodžić
Incompetent
48 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
I saw Takayuki Hirose finish for the first time vs. the Korean Youth League with Coach Ryu.
49 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
50 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???Takayuki Hirose vs. Korean Youth League with Coach Ryu?
This is interesting.
I took a picture of her to try out my homemade Hartmann spirit camera, but she doesn't turn blue.
So it looks like it's not a materializing spiritual entity. How interesting.
51 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Impressive!!!
52 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!!
53 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
You can do it!!!!
54 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Doryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
55 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
I'm gonna hit the showers.
56 Greasy Gamer 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
If it is not a spiritual entity, it appears to be the result of a conceptual transference, if my predictions are correct.
57 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
PAMWAC has a dream; a＾～～～～～～～～～～～～～
58 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Devastating victory.
59 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Quickly, commit to supporting each other in sickness and in health.
60 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
You're really dead. You are so disgusting.
I want my money back!～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
I want my money back!～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
61 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Hey, what happened?
62 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
What's going on?
63 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
You're already dead.
64 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
This is not chill
65 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
What's going on?
66 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
He's so mad LOL
67 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
When I tried to hold Sadako-chan, she came off the screen.
Sadako-chan seems to be married.
Sadako-chan seems to be married.
68 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
69 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Now that is holding her right LOL
70 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
You paid 700,000 yen to summon an old woman.
xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
71 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
He was a pioneer
72 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Seriously, its impossible. I thought I was the first. It's a normal team, right?
I'm going crazy so I'll try to kill 2 birds with one stone.
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I'm going crazy so I'll try to kill 2 birds with one stone.
＞＞８０
73 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Yes…
74 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
I don't care if she's an old woman, but have you laid hands on Sadako-chan?
75 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Let it go.
76 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
>>3636 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
In reality, it's $60 billion because the video is fake and there is nothing to prove.
You win.
>>3636 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
In reality, it's $60 billion because the video is fake and there is nothing to prove.
You win.
77 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Seal her
78 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Totally legal
79 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Burn her.
80 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Copy her.
81 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Oh…
82 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
What's going on with all this?
83 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
That's interesting. The old woman, was previously human, so it's not a concept transfer, and is usually an entity or a spiritual life form, so maybe Sadako-chan is the only one who grows by being copied. I'll put the old woman and the others back on TV and give it a try.
84 Greasy Gamer 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
It is possible that the old woman is conceptually transferring to herself!!!!!!!!!!!
85 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
* trembles with emotion *
86 ◆SHo67Kc0Y 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Oh, no.
More old women are appearing. Gamer, please be merciful and respond quickly.
Seriously, what do we do with the growing number of old women?
More old women are appearing. Gamer, please be merciful and respond quickly.
Seriously, what do we do with the growing number of old women?
87 Anon Otaku 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
Retard
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553 The Fifth in Five Equal Parts 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:555
Hurry up!
554 The Fifth in Five Equal Parts 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:555
Hurry up!
555 Deo= Izumi Pinku Domestic 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:???
boobs
556 The Fifth in Five Equal Parts 55/55/5555 ██:██:██:██ ID:555
OK, I got the 555.
I am five steps closer to my wife once again. This journey continues.
I am five steps closer to my wife once again. This journey continues.
557 The Fifth in Five Equal Parts 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:555
Die, scum.
558 Archive ★ 14/05/2018 ██:██:██:██ ID:[archive]
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