Edgy Oblivious Thirteen Year Old Reality Bender
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Item#: SCP-XXXX
Level2
Containment Class:
keter
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
danger

Special Containment Procedures: Primary containment of SCP-XXXX is not possible and likely will never be possible until its natural death. Secondary containment of SCP-XXXX is predicated on concealment of its connection to the anomalous events that it causes, and mitigation of the human costs of its anomalous activity.

MTF Phi-6 ("Slendermen") is tasked with monitoring SCP-XXXX's internet activity1 and administering all possible humanitarian aid and relief to affected civilians. The Typical police chief, mayor, coroner, and some staff at the nearby Providence State Hospital have been informed of the nature of SCP-XXXX and are assisting in its secondary containment in cooperation with the Unusual Incidents Unit.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male, 13 years of age, residing with its parents and elder sister in a typical suburban domicile in the town of Typical, Michigan.

SCP-XXXX possesses reality-altering abilities. Narratives it creates are reproduced, and conform as to the events in its plot, even to the point of causing inconsistencies in local reality. The limits of this ability, if any exist, are unknown. At present, SCP-XXXX is chiefly constrained by its interest in the genre of horror and by its limited writing ability.

Addendum XXXX-1: Abridged Timeline Of Events

Date Event
3/30/2011 Students begin to report various unusual occurrences within the Typical High School,2 no evidence of which can be found by adults. Reported incidents include: the spontaneous total failure of cell phones and other electronics; threatening voices being heard on said electronics; bathroom faucets spewing blood and bile indiscriminately, only for this material to demanifest when an adult is present; the cafeteria serving dismembered humans at lunch (reports of the timing and duration of this incident are inconsistent); and several sexual assaults committed by unknown perpetrators against female students between the ages of 14-16. These events abruptly ended on 4/4/2011, following the murder of the school principal by his wife, in retaliation for his various infidelities (only one of which actually occurred). Inexplicably, she was never brought into custody by police. It was in the aftermath of these incidents that a detachment of Foundation agents was deployed to investigate.
4/7/2011 A mass shooting event at the local movie theater during a screening of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. The incident was committed by several humanoid entities resembling actor Tom Cruise. Upon response by local police, these entities proved resistant to small arms fire and capable of physiologically impossible athletic feats. The incident culminated in the integration of all entities into a gestalt being resembling a substantially larger Tom Cruise. According to witnesses, this entity collected and subsumed each corpse into its central mass, then ignited them as fuel and flew into the sky, where it either turned invisible or demanifested. Foundation agents stationed within the town in response to prior incidents attempted to intervene and amnesticize victims, but all witnesses interviewed appeared totally unconcerned with the anomalous nature of their experience. This effect apparently extended to local media, which made no attempt to report this (or any other listed extranormal event).
5/12/2011 An apparently ordinary, if unseasonal, flu outbreak begins to spread in the town. However, no viral agent could be identified as responsible. Over the next weeks, illnesses spread among residents rapidly and by patterns inconsistent with normal viral transmission. Also, residents began to exhibit seemingly random symptoms, including diarrhea, vomiting, hives, fainting spells, uncontrollable libido, grossly accelerated appetite, and various others. Reports of these incidents did, seemingly, reach state authorities and the federal Center for Disease Control, but no actions were taken.
5/16/2011 Use of reality physics equipment requisitioned from Site-7 isolated the source of the anomalous disturbances as ████ █████ ██, SCP-XXXX's home address. However, attempts by agents apprehend SCP-XXXX and its family unit failed due to various highly improbable circumstances, primarily affecting their service vehicle. These incidents included GPS malfunctions resulting in the detainment of █ unrelated civilians, several cases of driver error resulting in crashes, and the discovery that the brake lines in the vehicle had not been replaced during its scheduled maintenance check three months earlier. When a solo agent on foot was found to have tripped and sprained an ankle en route to SCP-XXXX's residence, these events were deemed a likely probabilistic anomaly, and subsequent attempts at primary containment were canceled.

Addendum XXXX-2: Personal Message From SCP-XXXX To Parawatch User

V01D3AT3R 7/13/2011 (Tue) 4:11:02 #943750328


Yeah. I did see nyles' post, but I think it's bullshit. There's no chance he got a DNA sample from an ACTUAL wendigo. Just watch, he'll run the test and it'll turn out to be squirrel fur or something.

And I don't buy his government cover up story either. This government can't even make it down a street without falling on its ass. Just look at the state of congress.

Is it true the government keeps some messed up stuff secret? yeah. But there's no

If theres really anything lurking under ours beds, it's up to us to deal with it.


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