Item #: SCP-6954
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The Argyle Farms brand and facility have been purchased by SCP Foundation front Saul's Cheese Premium. All former staff of Argyle Farms that were aware of SCP-6954-1 have been interviewed and amnestisized.
Due to the antimemetic properties of SCP-XXXX, the SCP Foundation is currently working to expand the market of Argyle Farms1 in order to further maintain the Veil.
Description: SCP-6954 is a substance known to the public as Argyle Farms Mozzarella Delight cheese, which holds slightly antimemetic properties, making consumers less likely to perceive anomalous phenomena. SCP-6954 holds the exact same nutritional value and structure as any other kind of mozzarella cheese; however, many regard it as having a superior taste.
SCP-6954 was discovered after Researcher Simon Baasch, a self-described "cheese gourmet," reported having difficulty identifying already-classified anomalous phenomena. Upon further investigation, and a raid on the Argyle Farms facility in Eleva, Wisconsin, SCP-6954-1 was discovered.
SCP-6954-1 is a massive phallus of indeterminate length underneath the Argyle Farms facility. While much of SCP-6954-1 is still underground, the 238 meter-long glans of which currently resides in the facility's basement. SCP-XXXX grows off of the corona of the glans at a rate of 68 kilograms each day.
All types of stimulus2 on SCP-6954-1 have shown to be ineffective in producing changes.
On 2022/07/16, a nearby wildfire prevented the commute to Argyle Farms facilities. After three consecutive days without SCP-6954 harvest, SCP-6954-1 exhibited a slight flexion movement. On-site housing has been constructed to prevent any further incidents.