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N34W23014 Foreland Drive
Brentwood, Wisconsin
United States

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: By reading this file, SCP-XXXX has manifested. If SCP-XXXX exists and is alive at any given time, it must be terminated by the Foundation personnel reading this file in SCP-XXXX's own home. SCP-XXXX should not be killed by any other person.

SCP-XXXX's existence constitutes a Class-47 Infohazard which prevents the creation of a comprehensive description. After 400 hours, SCP-XXXX will encompass the entirety of North America.

Foundation personnel have come to the conclusion that the Wichita Protocol is the easiest plan to terminate SCP-XXXX with minimal casualties. The Wichita Protocol is as follows:

  • Personnel must enter the house through the back window at approximately 2:00 AM local time.
  • They shall enter the kitchen, open the fridge, and take out a small plastic container filled with leftover stroganoff Hamburger Helper.
  • Personnel are to open it, place it inside the microwave, cook it for a minute, take it out, and then place it on the floor next to the doorway leading to the main hall. When this is done, they must hide inside the pantry within the kitchen, which is located next to the aforementioned doorway.
  • Once the dogs have smelled the meal and left the bed to eat it, personnel are to leave the pantry to enter the master bedroom. They shall turn on the light in the closet and hide within it, purposefully slamming the door loudly. This will wake SCP-XXXX's wife, who is not a heavy sleeper, and she will slowly get up to turn it off. She is unaware of SCP-XXXX's true nature, and therefore will not be suspicious.
  • Once she enters the closet, personnel must proceed to choke her, preventing her from making any noise. After she is fully unconscious, sneak up to SCP-XXXX, who will be in bed, lying on its side. Personnel must work with extreme caution as not to alert SCP-XXXX to their presence. If SCP-XXXX awakens, all is lost, and no further action will be necessary.
  • Personnel must grab its pocket knife from the bedside dresser and repeatedly stab it in the neck from behind. Continue until SCP-XXXX stops twitching. Personnel shall then exit through the bedroom window and return to their site.

There must be no description added to this document.

As of 06 Oct 2022 21:01, SCP-XXXX is considered ALIVE via pulse detectors implanted within the walls of the house. All other duties have been temporarily postponed. Your plane tickets are in the mail. It is advised that you act fast.

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