WARNING
Regardless of the method/reason you accessed this file, it is of utmost importance that you keep reading. You will incur no penalty or punishment from doing so and following the instructions below.
N34W23014 Foreland Drive
Brentwood, Wisconsin
United States
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: By opening this file, SCP-XXXX has manifested. The file itself was created by an entity outside of the Foundation's control for an unknown purpose. The information within the file was written by a previous bearer of this file's effect. Deletion of this file is impossible. Your coworkers do not know that this file exists, nor are they able to know.
If SCP-XXXX exists and is alive at any given time, it must be terminated by the Foundation personnel reading this file in SCP-XXXX's own home. Any other attempts at killing SCP-XXXX by any other person will fail.
SCP-XXXX's existence constitutes a Class-47 Infohazard which prevents the creation of a comprehensive description, among other attributes. After 400 hours, SCP-XXXX's area of effect will encompass the entirety of North America, which will more than likely cause the involuntary dissolution of modern complex society. If SCP-XXXX is killed, the effect is completely reversed and all memories of the event will be erased.
Foundation personnel have come to the conclusion that the Wichita Protocol is the easiest plan to terminate SCP-XXXX with minimal casualties. The Wichita Protocol is as follows:
- Personnel must enter the house through the back window at approximately 2:00 AM local time.
- They shall enter the kitchen, open the fridge, and take out a small plastic container filled with leftover stroganoff Hamburger Helper.
- Personnel are to open it, place it inside the microwave, cook it for a minute, take it out, and then place it on the floor next to the doorway leading to the main hall. When this is done, they must hide inside the pantry within the kitchen, which is located next to the aforementioned doorway.
- Once the dogs have smelled the meal and left the bed to eat it, personnel are to leave the pantry to enter the master bedroom. They shall turn on the light in the closet and hide within it, purposefully slamming the door loudly. This will wake SCP-XXXX's wife, who is not a heavy sleeper, and she will slowly get up to turn it off. She is unaware of SCP-XXXX's true nature, and therefore will not be suspicious.
- Once she enters the closet, personnel must proceed to choke her, preventing her from making any noise. After she is fully unconscious, sneak up to SCP-XXXX, who will be in bed, lying on its side. Personnel must work with extreme caution as not to alert SCP-XXXX to their presence. If SCP-XXXX awakens, all is lost, and no further action will be necessary.
- Personnel must grab its pocket knife from the bedside dresser and repeatedly stab it in the neck from behind. Continue until SCP-XXXX stops twitching. Personnel shall then exit through the bedroom window and return to their site.
There must be no description added to this document.
As of 17 Apr 2026 01:55, SCP-XXXX is considered ALIVE via pulse detectors implanted within the walls of the house. All other duties have been temporarily postponed. Your plane tickets are in the mail. It is advised that you act fast.