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Bisexual Dog That Talks Like A 30s Gangster
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained within a standard humanoid containment cell.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Australian Shepherd dog capable of telepathic communication
Addendum:
Discovery
SCP-XXXX was discovered in Poplar Grove, Illinois after reports of an "orb" prowling a local apple orchard. Following the capture of SCP-7308, Gate B of Site-309 was blasted down by Soupglop, a known reality bender residing in Three Portlands, demanding that SCP-7308 be returned to her.
After fourteen hours of standard de-escalation procedures, Dr. Noah Addams managed to conduct an interview with Soupglop.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Addams: Are you ready to cooperate? Or am I going to have to call in the tranq unit again?
Soupglop: Fine. Fine. But mark my word, young man, I'm gonna be casting sooooo many hexes on you later. I'm gonna…
<End Log>