Video Title: "Daeva-Christianity: Our Common Foundation"
Description: An infographic video in the style of PragerU, hosted by far-right pundit Dennis Prager. Mr. Prager argues that modern American society is based on "Daeva-Christian" values.
Prager: What do traditionalism, the family structure, and American pride have in common? Simple: all are based in Daeva-Christian values. Society, safety, progress, all are the outgrowth of Daeva-Christian values. But, how did we get here?
Prager: Let's jump back to 12,000 BC. If you were unlucky enough to be alive back then, your life was, in the words of Enlightenment philosopher Thomas Hobbes, "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." At best, you suffered under the communist Ortothan Kingdom, plagued by hunger and uncertainty. At worst, you lived among the warmongering brutes of the Imit. Life was precarious and nonsensical.
A graph measuring quality of life over time is displayed. "Quality of life" has no distinct unit.
Prager: The emergence of Daevite culture was a veritable revolution in reason. Gone were the days of uncertainty and insularity; with the defeat of the communist Ortothans and the eradication of the Imit, a Daevite citizen was free to travel anywhere he or she pleased. The nonsense athiesm of the Ortothan elites was replaced with purpose, guided by God and his four Archon servitors.
Prager: The Daevite revolution wasn't limited to the Daeva government, either. So many things we take for granted in the modern world, basaltcrafting, automated castration, the gender binary, all were invented by the brilliant minds who flourished under the invisible Daevite hand. Why…
Video Title: "tumorous feminazi CRUSHED on live television by raw FACTS"
Description: A televised debate between far-right pundit Ben Shapiro and a Semitic woman introduced as "Võlutaar Cassandra".
Shapiro: So then, hypothetically, you must concede that the introduction of the Juntsapa to Mediterranean waters was a net negative for the state of Israel.
Cassandra: I don't have to concede anything-
Shapiro: And that's where you're wrong.
Cassandra: -the Junstapa predated Israel by a good three thousand years.
Shapiro: But the effects lingered. So you're saying, then, that you're okay with the mass pollution of beryllium-bronze into Mediterranean waters, knowing you'd be fueling the rise of Radical Mekhanite Terrorism in the coming millennia, just to get back at the Daevites. You, sir, are arguing against your interests.
Cassandra: I'm not a 'sir'. I'm-
Shapiro: You are literally a biological male. Chromosomally.
Cassandra: My chromosomes were literally fleshcrafted with the rest of me, you boorish manlet.
Shapiro: See, this is why you are losing the younger generation. You're letting your feelings get in the way of the facts, which is that the Daevites-
Mr. Shapiro's head spontaneously implodes into a singularity. He remains silent, before turning to face the studio audience.
Shapiro: You see this? This is what the left resorts to when you back it into a corner. Pure, animalistic tantrums. It is impossible to reason with them, and the American people deserve better. You know what to do.
Video Title: "SJWs Infect Yet Another Good Thing"
Description: A video-blog rant by obscure youtuber "EremiteAmerican1776", in which he lambastes the translation and publication of esoteric Jewish scripture into Mekhanite Greek circa 1100 BCE while making his after-work commute.
EremiteAmerican1776: (sighing) Fellow bayonets, can we have anything to ourselves? You'd think, maybe the SJWs don't have all the time in the world, maybe they have their gender studies and white privilege essays to work on, maybe they have their fancy sugar coffees to order, but no! We can't have one, little, thing.
EremiteAmerican1776 pulls out of the parking lot.
EremiteAmerican1776: No, no, Americans can't have anything without the SJWs turning it political. Can't have NFL because "muh police violence". Oreos? Gotta check your cis-sexual white, ableist privilege. And now, you know, they wanna rip the Archives of Kythera out from under us!
EremiteAmerican1776: Look, I'm not an anti-semite. I'm firmly anti-nazi and anti-commie, and I support Israel. Ben Shapiro's my idol! You know what is anti-semitic? Letting your community debase yourself like this.
EremiteAmerican1776 stops at an intersection, shaking his head and sighing.
EremiteAmerican1776: Why can't I just have my Kytheran Scripture? Why do I have to be bombarded at every moment with some empty "but muh Imitian genocide" nonsense? It's been ten thousand years, get over it!
EremiteAmerican1776: You know what I think it is? Special interests pushing some pity party narrative for affirmative action. Like, okay, what did you expect to happen? You castrated the Scarlet King. What the fuck did you expect to happen?
Traffic resumes, and EremiteAmerican1776 passes through the intersection. Through the window, EremiteAmerican1776's car can be seen passing by a row of human beings impaled on basalt stakes.
EremiteAmerican1776: Hell, I'll say it: if the Imit keep taking special interest shekels, they shouldn't be surprised that their communities keep going to shit.
Video Title: "'Has ANTIFA Made Its move?' Ian Miles Cheong on 'Tucker'"
Description: Video appears to be a news segment of Tucker Carlson Tonight, hosted by Swanson Enterprises heir Tucker Carlson and featuring Malaysian political commentator Ian Miles Cheong. Video references actions made by antifascist agitators against GoI-3264 ("Christian Ministries of America"); however, the clip appears to be affected by an antimeme.
Mr. Cheong nods.
Cheong: Thank you, Tuck. Now, these people, we're talking… anarchists, hardcore communists, Sarkites, they're coming out onto the streets, and they're attacking a, you know, a very important American institution.
Mr. Carlson nods along, mouth slightly agape.
Cheong: So, the goal of this, well, we can see pretty clearly they're not attacking fascists, and even the what they are leveraging, you know, baseless claims of child abuse, baseless claims of conspiracy, baseless claims of ritual animal and human sacrifice, they're throwing whatever they think sticks. That's how antifa does what it does.
Note: When attempting to describe something that 'comes out of Mr. Carlson's open mouth' at this point in the document, Foundation transcribers have consistently been met with data loss.
Cheong: And, we have their official charter, you know, we have the docs on the funding. It's George Soros and his, his Imitian collaborators. Anyone conservative, or Christian, that's who they're after. It's one long, well, Daevophobic con in the name of "fighting fascism".
Note: Although the time between the end of Cheong's last statement and the beginning of his next suggest Mr. Carlson asked a question, the veracity of such a thing cannot be ascertained.
Cheong: Well, yeah, that's true.
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